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#24 on the 2025 Bacon Top 31 — Panda Bear

January 08, 2026 by Royal Stuart in 2025, Top 31

Sinister Grift by Panda Bear

The artist at #24 has been with the Bacon Top 31 since the very beginning. Panda Bear, whose real name is Noah Lennox, is a founding and current member of Animal Collective, whose 2009 album Merriweather Post Pavilion was #3 in 2009 and is likely the album I’ve listened to the most from that year’s top 10. (Does that make Merriweather the actual best album of 2009? Likely. But that’s a discussion for another day.)

Born in 1978, Panda Bear started producing music at 21/22 years old, with the release of his self-titled debut album in 1999. His first official album with Animal Collective is their debut album, Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished1 from the year 2000. Since then, Lennox and his Animal Collective friends have been making music together and in various combinations of solo, duos, and triples ever since. In addition to the 12 albums Animal Collective have released, Panda Bear has released eight other albums, putting him at a pace of roughly three albums every four years for the past 26 years.

That is one hell of a pace for a person to be creating music. Granted, not one of those albums since the release of Merriweather has broken into the Top 31 until now. But to have been making music practically non-stop since 2000 and to still create something unexpected, relevant, and pleasing 26 years later is a huge accomplishment.

Sinister Grift, Panda Bear’s eighth official solo album, is pure joy, and unmistakably Panda Bear. It’s full of bouncy melodies, copious amounts of reverb, and doubled/tripled/quadrupled Beach-Boy-like harmonies. Engineered and mixed by Lennox’s second-grade classmate and Animal Collective bandmate Deakin (real name: Josh Dibb), you could easily mistake the album as being from the full Collective rather than just the two of them.

Numerous people helped with the album, including the other two members of Animal Collective, Geologist (real name: Brian Weltz) and Avey Tare (real name: David Portner), on a handful of songs. Cindy Lee, whose triple album Diamond Jubilee was on the Top 31 at #7 last year, performs on the wonderful song “Defense,” dropping in a masterful guitar solo in the middle of the song.

The video above, for the song “Ferry Lady,” is indicative of Panda Bear and Animal Collective’s trippy aesthetic. Just watch 30 seconds of the video above and you’ll swear someone has dropped something in your orange juice. The video for “Praise” is equally psychedelic.

Lennox put together an actual live band to tour the new album, a first for the Collective. You can watch them perform three songs on their “Tiny Desk Concert” for NPR earlier this year. I had the pleasure of seeing Panda Bear on the band’s tour back in May, and it was lovely if a little underwhelming. Through no fault of their own, I was seeing the band in the middle of my busiest show-going week of the year. Sandwiched between Sharon van Etten, Kendrick & SZA, and Jack White on one side, and Cheekface and Black Country, New Road on the other, my brain and body were experiencing live-show overload, and I was not prepared for the mellow chillwave 2 attack that Panda Bear delivered.

I’ve been listening to Sinister Grift on repeat all day today, and I’m now beginning to wonder if I’ve underestimated the staying power of this album. Outside of Animal Collective’s Merriweather and their 2005 album Feels, I have a feeling this new album by Panda Bear is going to keep finding its way back into my rotation. Maybe you’ll feel the same way.

1. This album was actually first released as an album by Avey Tare and Panda Bear. It was reclassified as the debut album by Animal Collective sometime later.↩
2. Panda Bear’s unbelievably good 2007 album Person Pitch is credited as the start of the electronic music microgenre “chillwave.” That album, and subsequent songs by Animal Collective and others, carved out a fairly substantial area of the music industry for themselves, resulting in the rise of bands like Neon Indian, Washed Out, and Toro y Moi.↩

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  1. DON'T TAP THE GLASS by Tyler, The Creator
  2. I’m Only F**king Myself by Lola Young
  3. Who Is The Sky? by David Byrne
  4. THE BPM by Sudan Archives
  5. The Life of a Showgirl by Taylor Swift
  6. moisturizer by Wet Leg
  7. TRON: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Nine Inch Nails

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January 08, 2026 /Royal Stuart
panda bear, animal collective, avey tare, deakin, geologist, beach boys, sharon van etten, kendrick lamar, sza, jack white, cheekface, black country new road, cindy lee, neon indian, washed out, toro y moi
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#25 on the 2025 Bacon Top 31 — Tyler, The Creator

January 07, 2026 by Royal Stuart in 2025, Top 31

DON'T TAP THE GLASS by Tyler, The Creator

Tyler, The Creator, whose real name is Tyler Okonma, was likely the hardest working creator in the world in 20251. From February through September he played 96 arena shows in support of his phenomenal 2024 album CHROMAKOPIA (#12 last year) – a performance that had Tyler performing for nearly two hours solo on stage in front of audiences ranting from 12,000 to 75,000 people. During a break between one of the four 2025 legs of the tour (the fifth leg will be completed through March, 2026), he found the time to write, produce, record, and release the phenomenal DON’T TAP THE GLASS, his ninth studio album. As if that weren’t enough, towards the end of the year Okonma made his acting debut, alongside Timothée Chalamet, in Josh Safdie’s amazing period ping pong film Marty Supreme.

GLASS is a short 29 minutes long, but packed end-to-end with greatness, starting with the first song. “Big Poe,” written together with Pharrell Williams (who is also featured on the song as his alias Sk8brd – your guess is as good as mine as to what it means to be a cowriter as well as be featured on the song as one’s alias.) The song evokes LL Cool J of the early 90s, and heavily samples the song “Roked” from the Shye Ben Tzur / Johnny Greenwood / Rajasthan Express collaboration Junun (#10 in 2016).

The single “Sugar on My Tongue” (featured in the video above) is an electro hip hop groove at a fast 126 bpm that forces you to move no matter where you are. Okonma recently released a remix of the song that goes even harder: “Sugar on My Tongue (Freak Mix).” “Sucka Free,” whose chorus has the rapper catchily singing “I’m that guy, tryin’ to get my paper baby,” interpolates the freestyle rap he performed on top of Kendrick Lamar’s “Hey Now” (from last year’s #1 album, GNX) that Okonma released at the end of 2024. The fantastic video for “Stop Playing with Me” features LeBron James and the Clipse brothers, Pusha T and Malice, a clear tie back to Tyler’s recent appearance in the Clipse song “P.O.V.,” featured on their 2025 comeback album Let God Sort Em Out.

But wait, there’s more to Tyler, The Creator’s packed-to-the-gills 2025: he also released a new non-album single, on Christmas Day (the same day that Marty Supreme came out), called “Sag Harbor.” Like GLASS, it is well worth your time to check it out.

The entirety of DON’T TAP THE GLASS, along with this new song, all fit a “dance” motif, an intentional move by Tyler. The day the album came out, Okonma tweeted “more body movement,” paired with a manifesto for the album which ended with “This album was not made for sitting still, dancing driving running any type of movement is recommended to maybe understand the spirit of it. Only at at full volume.”

I’ve loved everything Tyler has made over the past few years, despite only really starting to pay attention to him when CHROMAKOPIA came out in 2024. I cannot wait to hear / see / feel what he does next.

1. Apple thinks so, too: in November 2025, Tyler, The Creator was announced as Apple Music’s Artist of the Year.↩

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  1. I’m Only F**king Myself by Lola Young
  2. Who Is The Sky? by David Byrne
  3. THE BPM by Sudan Archives
  4. The Life of a Showgirl by Taylor Swift
  5. moisturizer by Wet Leg
  6. TRON: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Nine Inch Nails

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January 07, 2026 /Royal Stuart
tyler the creator, clipse, malice, pusha t, kendrick lamar, timothée chalamet, tyler okonma, ll cool j, shye ben tzur, jonny greenwood, the rajasthan express, pharrell williams
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#26 on the 2025 Bacon Top 31 — Lola Young

January 06, 2026 by Royal Stuart in 2025, Top 31

I’m Only F**king Myself by Lola Young

Lola Young, the 25-year old South London-born singer/songwriter whose third album I’m Only F**king Myself is #26 this year, follows in the same mold as Amy Winehouse and Sinead O’Connor: generation-defining artists who battled mental illness and rode a roller coaster of emotions in the public eye for all to mock and criticize. As a refresher, Winehouse was afflicted with addiction and the chaos that surrounds it, leading to her death in 2011 of alcohol toxicity at the age of 27. O’Connor had a long, tumultuous relationship with her fame, was diagnosed bipolar at 33 and suffered from the illness that led her to attempt suicide many times throughout her life before finally succumbing to it when she was 56.

Watching troubled, raw performers like Winehouse and O’Connor is a form of spectator sport, not unlike watching an F1 race solely for the major accidents and sometimes death that follows. It’s a sick transfixion, the three-car pileup on the opposite side of the highway that you can’t look away from, and it’s impossible to separate that fixation from the beauty of the songwriting.

The fame and trouble that surrounds Lola Young started early on. She was diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder and ADHD at 17, just after she was appearing on British television and winning a televised open-mic under-16 competition. She released her first EP when she was 18, and her debut album, My Mind Wanders and Sometimes Leaves Completely, at 23. Her follow-up album, This Wasn’t Meant For You, came out in 2024 and contained the single “Messy” that blasted her to the top of the charts and brought an unexpected level of scrutiny and fame that wore her down even more. (If you’ve not heard “Messy” before, I suggest pausing here and clicking the link above – it’s a fantastic, gut-wrenching song.)

Whereas the latest Taylor Swift album has lyrics that make me cringe and skip a song or two when I’m in the car with my daughter, Lola Young’s excellent third album, I’m Only F**king Myself1, has the exact opposite problem – it’s raunchy enough that I can’t listen to it in the presence of my family at all. There’s maybe two or three songs that I’d feel comfortable playing in my living room. But there’s no denying the artistry. Young has an ability to sound big and every bit the pop star you’d expect at her level, but then brings you down to earth quickly with her deeply raw, direct, and self-deprecating lyrics.

It’s interesting, learning where these unstated internal parenting lines are drawn for me and my family – Kendrick Lamar (last year’s #1 album, GNX, has been played in my house and car weekly on average for over a year now) can drop multiple expletives in every song he records, and I don’t give it a second thought. His use of “fucking” is rarely (if ever?) about the act itself. And my aversion to the use of that word in certain instances is not itself about the act of sex (I’m happy to field any and all questions that may arise around that topic with my 8-year-old), but, as I’ve learned via Lola Young, is specifically about the crude, often degrading and horrible use of the word to describe sex-without-love that gives me a visceral negative reaction. It’s similar to hearing the c-word, which also features a couple times on the album. You can call someone a cunt all day long and it won’t phase me. But if you use to refer to human anatomy, in a negative and crass way, then it hits differently.

This is a great album, but consider yourself warned. There’s an immense amount of pain and suffering spelled out in these songs, and while I truly hope Young is able to continue her career while avoiding the pitfalls of her illnesses and addictions, I fear the worst. She’s released a video for every song on the album, so there is no shortage of watching Young and learning what she’s all about. I chose “who f**king cares?” to feature above because the lone acoustic guitar and the internal-dialog-as-lyrics are exactly what I love about Young’s songwriting. But know that the rest of the album is much more raucous. I suggest starting with “Not Like That Anymore” or “d£aler” for a taste of Young at her biggest and brightest.

  1. how long will it take to walk a mile? (interlude)
  2. F**K EVERYONE
  3. One Thing
  4. d£aler
  5. SPIDERS
  6. Penny Out of Nothing
  7. Walk All Over You
  8. Post Sex Clarity
  9. SAD SOB STORY! :)
  10. CAN WE IGNORE IT? :(
  11. why do i feel better when i hurt you?
  12. Not Like That Anymore
  13. who f**king cares? (featured above)
  14. ur an absolute c word (interlude)

Find some headphones and put I’m Only F**king Myself on. You’ll be pleasantly surprised, until you start hearing the lyrics, and then you’ll likely be horrified. But if you’re like me, the juxtaposition of the two emotions mixes into a cocktail of aural greatness that will keep you engaged and coming back for more.

1. Note the asterisks in the album title are hers – I’m not censoring the title myself, the title is inherently censored by Young.↩

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  1. Who Is The Sky? by David Byrne
  2. THE BPM by Sudan Archives
  3. The Life of a Showgirl by Taylor Swift
  4. moisturizer by Wet Leg
  5. TRON: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Nine Inch Nails

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January 06, 2026 /Royal Stuart
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#27 on the 2025 Bacon Top 31 — David Byrne

January 05, 2026 by Royal Stuart in 2025, Top 31

Who Is The Sky? by David Byrne

David Byrne released his first album, Talking Heads: 77, with is band of the same name in 1977. Talking Heads released four albums before Byrne released his first solo project in 1981 (his beautiful collaboration with Brian Eno, My Life in the Bush of Ghosts). The band released four additional records before officially splitting up in 1991, while Byrne continued to release solo albums and soundtracks for film and theater during and after the band’s short-but-fruitful existence. All told, then man has been a part of 30 records in the 48 years he’s been releasing music.

He is a true national treasure. (Despite having been born in Scotland, Byrne has triple citizenship between Great Britain, the US, and Ireland. He’s lived in NYC for decades.) He has gifted us with his art via recorded music and a myriad of media for nearly half a century. He’s stage-directed and choreographed dances throughout his musical career (if you’ve not seen the brilliant 1984 Jonathan Demme-directed Talking Heads concert film Stop Making Sense, I highly recommended you put it at the top of your list – you will not be disappointed). He’s been the creative force behind multiple Broadway shows (The Catherine Wheel with Twyla Tharp, his own American Utopia, and a Broadway collaboration with Fatboy Slim called Here Lies Love). He’s written multiple books, on music and many other topics. Since 1990 he’s run a record label focused on bringing international sounds to a global audience, called Luaka Bop. In 2003 he toured a non-music presentation at college campuses called “I ♥ PowerPoint” that I had the pleasure of seeing live at Kane Hall at the University of Washington. He gave a TED talk in 2010. While not a true EGOT, he’s won an Oscar, a Grammy, a Tony, a Golden Globe, and has been inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Byrne has a savant-like commitment1 to making people feel connected, happy, and loved. I’ve had the pleasure of seeing Byrne perform on stage six times since 2001, and each was filled with pure joy. One of those concerts was at Benaroya Hall, where the Seattle Symphony performs, promoting his collaboration with St. Vincent (the album, called Love This Giant, featured at #15 in 2012).

To promote his tenth solo album, the fantastic Who Is The Sky?, created in collaboration with a musical ensemble called Ghost Train Orchestra, Byrne built a stage set that saw him and 14 other musicians and dancers all performing on top of and surrounded by giant LED screens. The scenes surrounding the performers alternated through locales as varied as the surface of the moon (while playing Talking Heads’ “Heaven”), a NYC rooftop (performing “Strange Overtones” from Byrne’s second collaboration with Brian Eno, 2008’s Everything That Happens Will Happen Today), and a 360° view of the interior of Byrne’s Brooklyn apartment (while playing Who Is The Sky?’s “My Apartment is My Friend,” of course). Each song throughout the nearly 2-hour set featured choreographed dances for the entire 15-person crew, with even the musicians mobilized thanks to special mounts and harnesses for their instruments. It was magical.

Byrne’s solo music over the last 20 years has tended towards more “safe” territory than the Talking Heads ever did. “Everybody Laughs,” featured in the video above, is a prime example. There are no surprises, but there’s also nothing to dislike. Add in Byrne’s electrified presence, and you can see why why we all keep coming back. He’s released another video from the album, a black-and-white animated singalong for the song “What is the Reason For it?,” which features Hayley Williams, the lead singer of rock band Paramore. And then there’s a video for non-album track “T Shirt,” which I first heard and saw as part of the Who Is They Sky? concert.

While it doesn’t compare to the live stage show, you can get a small sense of it by watching the crew’s Tiny Desk Concert from December. They managed to fit all 15 of them behind the desk, performing a few key songs from the show.

Byrne is 73 years old, and showing no signs of slowing down. While his albums alone don’t “wow,” everything else he brings to the world more than makes for it, keeping him near the top of “must see” lists everywhere. I can’t wait to see what he can do in the second half of his century of performing.

1. Despite having never been formally diagnosed, Bryne said in 2012 that he felt that music was his way of communicating when he could not do it face-to-face “because of [his] autism”.↩

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  1. THE BPM by Sudan Archives
  2. The Life of a Showgirl by Taylor Swift
  3. moisturizer by Wet Leg
  4. TRON: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Nine Inch Nails

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January 05, 2026 /Royal Stuart
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#28 on the 2025 Bacon Top 31 — Sudan Archives

January 04, 2026 by Royal Stuart in Top 31, 2025

THE BPM by Sudan Archives

Pretty sure until I started the research for this post I’d never heard of anyone self-teaching themselves how to play the violin. But that’s exactly what Brittney Denise Parks did after seeing a group of fiddlers in 4th grade. After that fateful day, she asked her mom for a violin and was finally given one a year or two later.

Parks, whose stage name is Sudan Archives1, took her love of the violin from her home town of Cincinnati to Los Angeles when she was kicked out of her house after high school. Newly relocated, she started writing her own music while immersing herself in the legendary experimental hip hop and electronic music club night Low End Theory at The Airliner in the Lincoln Heights neighborhood of LA. She also started attending ethnomusicology classes at Pasadena City College, where she dove deep into the global cultural origins of stringed instruments (as one does).

Thanks to her ties at Low End Theory, she got a connection at Stones Throw Records, with whom she’s released two Sudan Archives EPs and three full-length albums. I’d heard the name Sudan Archives for years, but had never given her much consideration until a coworker (hi Maureen!) told me they were having trouble putting THE BPM down. Give it a listen, and it’s easy to hear why.

Hit play on the video above, for the song “DEAD.” Parks has taken her violin skills, the ethnomusicology education, and Low End Theory experience and combined it into what my Gen X music-loving mind wants to call “techno music.” If you listen closely, you’ll hear evidence of a violin scattered throughout the album, but at its core, this is dance music, primed to make you want to move. She’s released a few videos from the album, all generally built around the premise of Parks mugging for the camera, barely clothed. Watch “A BUG’S LIFE,” “MS. PAC MAN,” and “MY TYPE” — MS. PAC MAN is the most abrasive song on the album, with lyrics like “Put it in my mouth, then my bank account. Fuck you on the couch in my favorite blouse,” but it’s still great. You’d be hard pressed to not shake your booty to this album.

I’ve not yet listened, but from what I’ve read, the past Sudan Archives albums are every bit as good as this one. We all now have our marching orders. Let’s get out and listen, please report back your findings.

1. “My mom nicknamed me ‘Sudan,’ and that country happens to have a lot of violin music, which I thought was really cool. ‘Archives’ refers to the musicologist archives that I always try to find, but it also means if you wanna be yourself, you gotta dig deep.” – “Sudan Archives: She’s Different” article in Pitchfork, August 17, 2017↩

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  1. The Life of a Showgirl by Taylor Swift
  2. moisturizer by Wet Leg
  3. TRON: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Nine Inch Nails

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January 04, 2026 /Royal Stuart
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#29 on the 2025 Bacon Top 31 — Taylor Swift

January 03, 2026 by Royal Stuart in 2025, Top 31

The Life of a Showgirl by Taylor Swift

Tay Tay continues to have a strong presence in my household. After the surprise announcement of her newest album (her twelfth) at 12:12am on Tuesday August 12, the anticipation in my wife and youngest child – both proud Swifties™ – was palpable and unavoidable. Swift has been releasing music at a breakneck pace of late (The Life of a Showgirl is her sixth album in seven years – her 11th album if you count the four “Taylor’s Version” re-recorded albums she’s release in that same time), and her team is the best in the world at maintaining momentum. Speaking as someone who knows, it’s impossible to avoid getting swept away in it all.

The Life of a Showgirl is a great album, in a long line of great albums. In spite of the pace and ever-present nature of Taylor Swift®, her songwriting continues to be second-to-none. Nobody, aside from the Beatles’ 12-album stretch from 1963-1970, has been able to maintain this level of creative output and universal acceptance.

The word “frenzy” comes to mind when I think of the release of the album, and its lead single “The Fate of Ophelia”, on October 3. Suddenly the conversation before, during, and after dinner was all about Taylor, and there were even choreographed dances being learned. “Ophelia,” the opening track on the album featured in the video above, is perfectly catchy – I listened to part of it this morning and it’s been ear wormed into my brain for the rest of the day. There are other great songs on the album, too – I’m particularly drawn to “Eldest Daughter” and “CANCELLED!”

As an almost 52-year-old man, this album wasn’t made for me. Some of the songs make me question who the intended target of Showgirl actually is. There’s always been a heavily-polished “bad girl” vibe to some of Swift’s music, especially since her 2017 album Reputation, but it’s always felt a little forced, a little out of character for the version of Taylor Swift I have in my head. Some of the songs on Showgirl take it too far, in my opinion. “I can make deals with the devil because my dick’s bigger” is a line in the album’s fourth track, “Father Figure” (George Michael’s song of the same title is better). “It’s kind of making me wet” shows up in the song “Actually Romantic” (which is apparently a diss track in response to Charli xcx). And “Wood,” the ninth song on the album, is a thinly veiled, double-entendre-laden ode to Travis Kelce’s penis. As my eight year old loudly sings the lyrics in the back of the car, I can’t help but cringe.

On the whole, Showgirl is better than her last two albums (2024’s The Tortured Poets Department and 2023’s Midnights) neither of which made the Top 31, and not nearly as good as her two 2020 albums, Folklore and Evermore, that collectively ranked #4 in that year’s Top 31. But I don’t need to convince you to listen to this new record, as I’m sure you already have. It’s unavoidable.

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  1. moisturizer by Wet Leg
  2. TRON: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Nine Inch Nails

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January 03, 2026 /Royal Stuart
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#30 on the 2025 Bacon Top 31 — Wet Leg

January 02, 2026 by Royal Stuart in 2025, Top 31

moisturizer by Wet Leg

A lot can happen in three years. Wet Leg, the duo out of Isle of Wight in Great Britain, had an insane blast-out-of-a-cannon year in 2022. Shortly after their self-titled debut album came in at #8 in 2022 on the Top 31, they won Best Alternative Music Album at the Grammys and Best New Artist and Best British Group at the Brit Awards.

Since then, Rhian Teasdale (vocals, guitar) and Hester Chambers (guitar) have expanded the band outwards to a fully-fledged group of five, adding Henry Holmes (drums), Josh Mobaraki (rhythm guitar, synths) and Ellis Durand (bass). Together, they’ve put together an unexpectedly great sophomore album called moisturizer, demonstrating they’re not going to be labeled as one-hit wonders, held back by the insane success of their debut single “Chaise Longue.”

To my ears, there’s a straight line from their debut album to moisturizer. The same soft and loud vocals, mixed with a boisterous attack in their songwriting can be found on both albums. It feels odd to use the words “unexpectedly great” yet place the album all the way back at #30 for the year. I have enjoyed listening to this album since it came out in July, but it hasn’t had the draw of quite a few other albums. But I accept that my personal take on the album isn’t the only one available — KEXP listeners voted moisturizer their #1 album of 2025.

They’ve released quite a few videos for the album, most of which have a sameness that mirrors the music: Teasdale front and center, dressed in a bikini top and short shorts, singing in slow motion while mugging for the camera (see “CPR”, “catch these fists”, “mangetout,” and “pokemon”). Of that group of videos, “pokemon” at least has a narrative that breaks the mold a bit, but it’s the video for “davina mccall” that I’ve featured above that is entirely different – stop motion animation for the win! That song has the added benefit of being a stand-out from the rest – allowing Teasdale to stretch her vocal range in a more bubbly pop wrapper.

If you’re not ready to commit fully to the band, I recommend you check out their live performance at the KEXP from September. They play the four singles featured in the videos I link above, and it plainly shows the fantastic musicianship of the new members of the band. And it gives you a good taste of what they’re capable of. You’re going to like it.

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  1. TRON: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Nine Inch Nails

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January 02, 2026 /Royal Stuart
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#31 on the 2025 Bacon Top 31 — Nine Inch Nails

January 01, 2026 by Royal Stuart in Top 31, 2025

Welcome to the 17th annual Bacon Top 31. A quick primer to anyone new here: the Top 31 is my personal blogging platform. I post primarily in January. Every day throughout the month, I’ll count down my favorite albums of the previous year, starting at #31 and ending in my favorite album of that year. There is no committee, no group consensus — this is the culmination of a year’s worth of listening by one aging caucasian Gen-X man.

When I started the Top 31 in 2009, my first child had been born the year before. The expansion of my family didn’t affect my love of music, but the additional mouth to feed hit my family’s bank account in a way that forced me to be more innovative in how I consumed music. I began acquiring most of my music for free (via mp3s) and maintained my live-show diet by getting in for free thanks to my local music blogging credentials. Along with all the free music, a sense of guilt began to fester inside me – I was enjoying all this great artistry but giving basically nothing back to the artists.

Fate intervened, and presented an opportunity for me to alleviate a lot of that guilt: a close friend of mine (hi Ryan!) had been running his own version of a Musical Advent Calendar in the 00’s, and when the effort exceeded his available time, he decided to call it quits with his 2008 list. There was nobody in my circle picking up the slack, so after clearing it with him first, I started up where he left off. I put my own spin on the idea (for one, I expanded from his more traditional 24 advent days to a larger 31 days of the month), bought the URL baconreview.com, and in December of 2009 the Bacon Top 31 was born.1

17 years later, I’m still here, avidly collecting new music throughout the year, taking in everything I can like a sponge with ears, and then ranking and writing about the artists and albums I’ve loved. The guilt that drove my output in 2009 is no longer there – I spend plenty in support of the artists I listen to, through streaming and vinyl and concerts (just ask my lovely, supportive wife). Today, I share the Top 31 purely out of love — I want you to read, listen to and ultimately fall in love with the albums and artists like I have. And if the artists get some form of additional kickback, all the better. Music sustains us, we sustain music.

Let this year’s spreading of the love of music begin…

TRON: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Nine Inch Nails

We start the 2025 Bacon Top 31 with an artist whose debut album came out 36 years ago. I’m fairly certain Nine Inch Nails need no formal introduction. But if you’ve not really paid much attention (like me) to Trent Reznor’s movements over the last 20-30 years, let me give you a quick refresher.

Since releasing Pretty Hate Machine in 1989 (!), Reznor has become quite the auteur. He’s released 14 Nine Inch Nails albums and, together with his writing partner Atticus Ross, he’s created the soundtracks for 21 films. The latest Reznor / Ross soundtrack, for 2025’s TRON: Ares, marks the first time they’ve applied the band name Nine Inch Nails to a soundtrack, implying that until now, all previous soundtracks were not worthy of the NIN name.

I concur: their soundtrack to TRON: Ares feels very much like a Nine Inch Nails from my youth. Prior to this album, I think the last NIN album I listened to and actually enjoyed was 1999’s Fragile. Consequently, despite having released multiple NIN albums since 2009, none of those were worthy of the Top 31. In fact, the only time Reznor has appeared on the Top 31 at all was as a collaborator on a couple songs on Fever Ray’s last album, Radical Romantics (#10 back in 2023). I even saw Nine Ince Nails perform on stage in 2014 (with Soundgarden opening!), and yet nothing recorded was hitting me quite like PHM or The Downward Spiral.

Ares is a return to form for Reznor and Ross. This feels like the Nine Inch Nails I loved in the 90’s. Click play on the video above, for the song “As Alive As You Need Me To Be.” So good! I can’t say if the movie is any good, but I am glad to know that should I see it, I’ll at least be entertained by the soundtrack.

1. I’m stretching the truth slightly. The url I bought in 2009 was for royalbacon.com, which I’ve not done anything with. I didn’t buy baconreview.com until January 2011, after two years of hosting my blog on tumblr. This is why the earliest posts on baconreview.com (that I migrated over from blogspot) have different formatting and poorly-managed cross-posting links.↩

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#1 on the 2024 Bacon Top 31 — Kendrick Lamar

January 31, 2025 by Royal Stuart in Top 31, 2024

GNX by Kendrick Lamar

There was a noticeable shift in my music listening in 2024. I used to be a dabbler in hip hop and rap, enjoying it from time-to-time but putting it in my speakers infrequently. This year those habits changed. What was a low percentage of my overall listening became a majority, especially in the latter half of the year. I attribute that shift to one man: Kendrick Lamar. No musician — in any genre — commanded my attention more in 2024 than he did. And that shift is carrying into 2025, as we are just over a week out from Lamar’s performance on the Super Bowl LIX stage on February 9, 2024. I couldn’t be more excited.

GNX, Kendrick Lamar’s sixth album, dropped unexpectedly on November 22, 2024. It is a great album, and taken without any of the additional context I’m about to share below, it would likely have been my #1 album of 2024 anyway – but I obviously can’t know for sure. I will dive into the merits of the album from my (decidedly naive, considering it’s hip-hop) perspective in a bit. But first, I must share the additional context.

Prior to the release of GNX, hip hop was already dominating my 2024, thanks in part to Doechii’s Alligator Bites Never Heal, released on Aug 24 (#18) and Tyler, the Creator’s CHROMAKOPIA, released on October 28 (#12), but mostly due to Kendrick, who had a seminal verse on one track and subsequently released five non-album singles between March and September 2024. If we had gotten to the end of the year without an official album from him, I would have been put in the very strange position of having listened to a lot of new music in 2024 by and because of an artist despite them not having released an album. I don’t know what I would have done, because I feel so compelled to capture Kendrick Lamar’s 2024 in my own words, so I can better understand it, and I can pass that understanding on to you (whether you wanted it or not). Here goes nothing.

Where’s The Beef?

You may have heard of The Beef. Not the TV show (although it was enjoyable), but the escalating series of events, the rap feud if you will, between Drake and Kendrick Lamar. It was this feud, the way it played out, the speed at which both artists recorded and released music, and how the feud resolved (or continues to resolve) itself that I found intensely engrossing. Drake, the Canadian rapper very close to being the most popular musician in the world (I believe he is #2 only to Taylor Swift’s #1 all-time streaming record), versus Kendrick Lamar, the Pulitzer-prize winning incendiary West Coast Compton-born rapper.

At its core, the beef is about what makes a rapper legitimate. That, in and of itself, has been a long-time rap staple — if you didn’t grow up in the hood, if you haven’t been somehow related to gang violence or had to successfully avoid it to survive, then you aren’t deserving of any stature in the rap world. Of course this kind of base thinking doesn’t only happen in rap, but I would argue it comes up more prominently here than in any other genre. That is the foundation upon which The Beef is built: that Lamar believes Drake is a poseur, and his unprecedented popularity has taken the rap industry down the wrong path. His hyper-polished, overproduced, and sanitized music, his non-American nationality, and even how he carries himself, do not represent rap how it should be represented in popular music. He has caused the rap industry on the whole to sour, and something needs to be done about it.

And Kendrick is not entirely wrong in this stance, but you have to squint at the numbers to have it make sense. In 2018, hip hop became the streaming world’s #1 genre, thanks to both men, but Drake much more than Kendrick. Since then, it has remained the #1 genre, but until 2024 that buffer that had been built up between hip hop and other genres had been slowly declining. Taylor and her minions likely had a lot to do with that shift away from hip hop. But in 2024, thanks to Kendrick going on the offensive, calling out Drake and the industry on the whole over the course of a year, he drew my and a whole slew of other people’s attention back to (or for the first time to) the genre. Hip hop’s popularity climbed back up to a commanding lead in 2024.1 Carrying the weight of an entire genre on your shoulders back to greatness is itself a feat to be recognized. Now let’s talk about how he did that.

Where The Beef Began

Drake and Kendrick have a long history together, and it started out on a positive note when Lamar featured on Drake’s “Buried Alive Interlude” in 2011. 2013 saw the first lyrical shots fired between the men, when Kendrick rapped on Big Sean’s “Control” that he had love for Drake and a number of other popular rappers at that time, but he wanted to “murder” them when it came to rap. A couple weeks later, Drake’s response came in an interview when he said “I know good and well that [Lamar]’s not murdering me, at all, in any platform.” Over the next ten or so years, there were various lines that they both delivered in verse and in interviews that, while not overt, were interpreted as “sneak disses.” 

In October, 2023, Drake and J. Cole released “First Person Shooter,” in which J. Cole states that he, Drake, and Kendrick are the “Big Three” greatest rappers in modern hip-hop. This was apparently the start of the end for Kendrick, who disliked being lumped together with the other two as “the greatest” – not only because he considered himself, alone, to be the sole title holder for “greatest,” which I feel he has a legitimate claim to, but also because J. Cole had the audacity to claim that Cole and Drake were “the greatest” in any capacity. Kendrick’s official response came five months later, with a verse on his, Future, and Metro Boomin’s single “Like That,” in which Kendrick raps “Motherfuck the big three, n****, it’s just big me,” elevating himself above Drake and Cole. Innocent enough as a diss, but knowing the history behind it and Lamar’s intent to not only boost himself but to also cut down Drake is key.2

Full-blown Diss Tracks

Drake took the bait, creating the first complete song in The Beef whose sole focus was to take down the other man. “Push Ups” first leaked online on April 13, with Drake claiming many artists are better than Kendrick, including 21 Savage, Travis Scott, and SZA. On top of that, he made fun of Lamar’s physical presence, saying, “How the fuck you big-steppin’ with a size-seven men’s on?” and calling him “your little midget ass.” Lamar is only 5' 5", and I’m sorry, it’s all fun and games until you make fun of something out of a person’s control, like their height. That’s below the belt, and believe that likely went a long way to push Kendrick over the edge. But Drake felt he had the upper hand, looking down from his mountain, so he took the shot. “And that fuckin’ song y’all got did not start the beef with us. This shit been brewin’ in a pot, now I’m heatin’ up.”

Six days later, the official version of “Push Ups” came out, along with a second song, “Taylor Made Freestyle.” The latter song featured unauthorized AI versions of Tupac and Snoop Dogg dissing Kendrick, as well as a diss on Kendrick’s ties to the music industry in general, claiming that those ties were keeping Kendrick from responding to the leaked “Push Ups” because he didn’t want to interfere with the concurrent release of Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, which also came out on April 19 (hence the “Taylor” in the name of the song). Tupac’s estate threatened to sue Drake, stating their support for Kendrick in their response: “The unauthorized, equally dismaying use of Tupac’s voice against Kendrick Lamar… who has given nothing but respect to Tupac and his legacy publicly and privately, compounds the insult.” Drake took the song down from streaming services a week later.

After two unanswered songs calling him out, Kendrick finally responded in full on April 30, with “Euphoria.” At 1,400 words, the 6+ minute track is non-stop hit-after-hit on Drake. Lamar calls Drake a bad father, raising his son poorly. And that his abs are fake. But more importantly, he makes the first real dig at Drake’s legitimacy in the rap business. “How many more fairytale stories ’bout your life ’til we had enough? How many more black features ’til you finally feel that you’re black enough? I like Drake with the melodies, I don’t like Drake when he act tough.” He goes on, “I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress… I even hate when you say the word “n****,” but that's just me, I guess.” The song ends with a repeated refrain “We don’t wanna hear you say ‘n****’ no more.”

Five Songs Across Five Days

From there, with Kendrick having released a verse, Drake two songs, and then Kendrick with one song over the span of just over a month, the creative output and nastiness of the disses kicked into high gear. Over the next five days, Drake released two more songs, and Kendrick three, volleying back and forth with deeper, more scathing digs without sacrificing musical quality (at least on Kendrick’s part, but I’m biased by this point). On May 3, Kendrick followed up “Euphoria” with “6:16 in LA” – mocking a common Drake song-title structure – non-coincidentally produced by none other than Jack Antonoff (one of Taylor Swift’s lead producers). The instagram-only track is not as overt as “Euphoria,” instead choosing to target Drake’s OVO Records crew and Drake’s penchant for internet memes as more fodder for why he’s not street enough.

14 hours after “6:16,” Drake released “Family Matters” and proceeded to go ballistic. At 1,700 words and 7.5 minute in length, the song is the longest, most dense track in The Beef. Drake not only calls out Lamar, he lashes out at many other well-known artists like Future, Rick Ross, A$AP Rocky, Kanye West, producers Metro Boomin’ and Pharrell Williams, and singer the Weeknd. He pushed things further into chaos by claiming Kendrick was a domestic abuser against his wife, Whitney Alford. “On some Bobby shit, I wanna know what Whitney need,” comparing Lamar to Bobby Brown attacking Whitney Houston. He claimed one of Kendrick’s kids may actually be fathered by producer and filmmaker Dave Free (a point which becomes more relevant later on).

20 minutes later, Kendrick’s “meet the grahams” hit YouTube. Drake’s last name is Graham, so you can see where this is going. Less song and more spoken-word poem, it starts “Dear Adonis, I’m sorry that that man is your father,” Lamar makes it very personal by speaking directly to Drake’s son. “I look at him and wish your grandpa woulda wore a condom. I’m sorry that you gotta grow up and then stand behind him.” Then he addresses Drake’s parents, Sandra and Dennis. “You raised a horrible fuckin’ person, the nerve of you, Dennis. Sandra, sit down, what I’m about to say is heavy, now listen. Mm-mh, your son’s a sick man with sick thoughts, I think n****s like him should die. Him and Weinstein should get fucked up in a cell for the rest they life.” Just brutal.

He goes on, claiming Drake has a secret daughter. In the final verse, addressed directly at Drake, Lamar explains why he’s cutting so deep. “This supposed to be a good exhibition within the game. But you fucked up the moment you called out my family's name. Why you had to stoop so low to discredit some decent people? Guess integrity is lost when the metaphors don't reach you.”

The Death Blow

The next morning, roughly 14 hours after the previous song, Lamar releases the piece de resistance, “Not Like Us.” A classic right out of the gate, the song famously features production by Mustard (whose birth name is Dijon McFarlane – get it?). It became the song of the summer, and was hands down my favorite song of 2024. It is four minutes and 33 seconds of straight-up bliss.

The song picks up the story where “meet the grahams” left off, diving further into filth. He calls Drake a pedophile, rapping “Say, Drake, I hear you like ’em young. You better not ever go to cell block one.” and “Why you trollin’ like a bitch? Ain’t you tired? Tryna strike a chord and it’s probably A minorrrrrr.” (I cannot wait for that line to be sung by literally everyone at the Super Bowl.) Not stopping there, he raps “And Baka got a weird case, why is he around? Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles” – naming Baka, a member of Drake’s security team who had been, according to Wikipedia, legitimately arrested and charged with sex trafficking, assault, and robbery of a 22-year-old woman he allegedly forced into prostitution in 2014 (but was only convicted of assault and a weapons charge), and name dropping Drake’s Lover Boy album.

He then refers back to a line Drake had in “Family Matters” where Drake said “Always rappin’ like you ’bout to get the slaves freed,” flipping it around. He accuses Drake of exploiting Atlanta-based artists for his own gain, akin to slavery. He runs through a litany of Atlanta stars who have guest appeared on Drake’s songs, including Future, 21 Savage, and 2 Chainz. The final verse ends with “You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars. No, you not a colleague, you a fuckin’ colonizer.”

After that pinnacle of a song, Drake followed up the next day with the lackluster effort “The Heart Part 6” – mimicking Lamar’s “The Heart” song series titling. In the song, Drake goes fully on the defensive, denying he’s a pedophile a handful of times, and that he doesn’t have a hidden daughter, giving legitimacy to lines that were clearly not realistic when they were first rapped by Lamar, but now elevated to new heights by having been acknowledged by Drake. He should have left well enough alone, or picked new roads to go down. Instead, Drake continued attacking Lamar with the domestic violence and illegitimate fatherhood notes from previous songs.

Not only had Kendrick released the phenomenal “Not Like Us” just 24 hours earlier, “The Heart Part 6” was widely panned, hitting an ignominious 1 million dislikes achievement on YouTube. The general consensus is that this is where Drake unequivocally lost The Beef. Kendrick had proven his lyrical and musical prowess, and Drake had to move on. Of course things didn’t really end there, and it has yet to prove if it has had any material affect on Drake’s popularity, but it has certainly helped Kendrick achieve greater heights. And he is not letting anyone forget it.

Begin the Victory Laps

Kendrick hosted a concert on Juneteenth – another indirect slavery dig at Drake – called “The Pop Out: Ken & Friends.” The concert lasted over three hours, and featured over 25 West Coast artists, including Tyler, the Creator. It was split into three “& Friends” sets, with DJ Hed leading the first set: a showcase of up-and-coming LA rappers. Act II was led by Mustard and featured a long set of Mustard-produced tracks with special guests singing their own songs. Act III was Kendrick’s time to shine. He opened with “Euphoria” with some new lyrics dissing Drake, and proceeded to play other Drake diss tracks “Like That” and “6:16 in LA.” After 15 songs, with Jay Rock, Ab-Soul, and ScHoolboy Q all making appearances, Kendrick brought Dr. Dre out on stage to perform “Still D.R.E” and “California Love,” which Dre had performed originally with 2Pac. Dr. Dre then got the crowd to quiet down, and whispered the opening line to “Not Like Us” – “Psst, I see dead people.” Which led to Kendrick performing “Not Like Us“ five times back to back, each with a little bit different set of flair.

On the 4th of July, Kendrick released the music video for “Not Like Us,” which featured at the beginning of it a snippet of a then-unknown song, later to be revealed as the fantastic “Squabble Up” from GNX, shown in the video at the top of this post. The “Not Like Us” video notably celebrates West Coast and LA rappers. It closes the door on the accusations made by Drake across a few of his diss tracks by showing Kendrick’s entire family happily dancing together in the video, and having the video co-directed by none other than Dave Free.

On September 11, Kendrick released an untitled, Instagram-exclusive song that has come to be known as “Watch the Party Die.” In it, he references The Beef, but does not overtly diss Drake, concentrating instead on the cultural relevance of influencers, materialism, and celebrity culture on the hip hop industry in general. It was posted at 8pm, just when the 2024 Video Music Awards were starting, likely intentionally calling out the award ceremony.

And that is Kendrick Lamar’s 2024, up to the release of GNX on November 22. But first, to give full consideration of The Beef up to current day: Drake is not ready to give up. On November 25, Drake filed a petition against Universal Music Group and Spotify, claiming they had conspired to artificially inflate the popularity of “Not Like Us.” A day later, Drake filed a 2nd petition against UMG, claiming defamation for them not having stopped the release of a song falsely accusing him of being a sex offender, as well as UMG creating an illegal payola scheme with iHeartRadio. On January 14 of this year, Drake dropped the petition against UMG and Spotify, but the defamation claim remains. A day later, Drake filed a formal lawsuit against UMG, “the music company that decided to publish, promote, exploit, and monetize allegations (in “Not Like Us”) that it understood were not only false, but dangerous.” It is not likely the active lawsuit will keep Lamar from playing the song at the Super Bowl, but it does make the upcoming experience a little bit contentious and exciting.

What Were We Talking About? Oh Yeah, GNX.

On the morning of November 22, around 8:30am PST, Lamar released “GNX,” a one-minute video without any description, and ending in a simple white-on-black treatment of the letters “GNX.” The snippet of song in the video has not appeared in any other recording from Lamar, giving clear indication that there is still more to come (maybe before the Super Bowl?). Thirty minutes after the release of the video, the album GNX hit streaming services, and within 20 minutes of the release I’d seen a notification somewhere and was downloading the album to immediately put in my ears. Having watched all of The Beef happen in near real time, I was more than primed for the album’s majesty, and it did not disappoint.

From my untrained ears, GNX is more approachable, and simpler, than Lamar’s past efforts. Aside from the names mentioned elsewhere in this novel of a post, GNX was mainly produced by Sounwave and Jack Antonoff (he’s everywhere), to great affect. I didn’t have Lamar’s first two albums (2011 and 2012) on the Top 31. All of his other albums have made an appearance, from To Pimp a Butterfly at #29 in 2015, DAMN. at #22 in 2017, Black Panther: The Album at #21 in 2018, and finally Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers at #16 in 2022. All of them are masterpieces in their own way, but none of them have been a mainstay in my daily listening like GNX has been.

It is a perfectly sequenced album. The first track “wacced out murals,” references The Beef a few times, but chooses to rise above the direct attacks on Drake, choosing instead to put everyone to task. “It used to be ’Fuck that n****,’ but now it’s plural. Fuck everybody.” He gets straight to the point, intentionally. “This is not for lyricists, I swear it’s not the sentiments. Fuck a double entendre, I wan’t ya’ll to feel this shit.” No more beating around the bush.

From there, Kendrick goes into the bouncy “squabble up,” which starts with the fantastic line “Woke up lookin’ for the broccoli, high-key, keep a horn on me, that Kamasi,” referencing Kamasi Washington, an American jazz saxophonist who also has production credits on the album. Rhyming “broccoli” with “Kamasi,” how can you not smile? The third song, “luther” is a beautiful, slow duet with SZA (#7 in 20223), evoking similar feelings to “All the Stars,” their duet on the Black Panther Soundtrack.

“Man at the garden” is the fourth song from the album. It’s a slower, downbeat song that Lamar uses to give a complete and thorough description of why he is deserving of any and all accolades that are directed at him. He refers to The Beef, ending the song with a very impassioned “Tell me why you think you deserve the greatest of all time, motherfucker.” Song 5, “hey now (feat. Dody6)” gives me my favorite guest appearance of the album. The song starts with Kendrick rapping in the low register. Over the song he slowly gains volume and energy, climbing an octave and driving more anxiety as he does it. When Dody6, an up-and-coming West Coast LA rapper, joins the fray, his delivery is entirely unique. There’s a laid-back Snoop quality to his bars, but with an urgency underlying it all that is all his own. I will be looking out for more work by him.

The sixth song, “reincarnated,” is the heart of the album. In it, Kendrick draws connections to past extreme rises in fame paired with self-destruction, telling the stories of (without naming) John Lee Hooker and Billie Holiday before turning the magnifying glass on himself, all in an attempt to keep his own extracurriculars in check. The song culminates in a crazy back and forth where Kendrick is talking to God, voiced by himself. “tv off (feat. Lefty Gunplay)” is a high energy song that gave the world “MUSTAAAAARRRRD,” that I’m sure you’ve heard many times by now.

“Dodger blue (feat. Wallie the Senset, Siete7x, and Roddy Ricch)” slows things down again, with a 90s-esque R&B slide beat that will have you boppin. “peekaboo (feat. AzChike)” is an odd outlier that is deceivingly simple, repeating “What they talkin’ ’bout? They ain’t talkin’ ’bout nothin’” over and over again, with a few other lines that start with the word “peekaboo.” Still, it is an addictive listen.

“Heart pt. 6” (where Kendrick reclaims the title of the song back from Drake), marks the first time he includes a song from the series of The Heart songs on a proper full-length album. It is beautiful. The next song, the title song, featuring Hitta J3, YoungThreat, & Peysoh, is carried by a back-masked beat that drives the song quietly forward while the lesser-named kids take a chance at the rhymes. The twelfth, and last, song on the album, “gloria,” is another duet with SZA. The two of them have such clear chemistry musically, and this song is no different.

It’s been announced that SZA will be appearing in the Super Bowl Halftime show with Kendrick, as well as double-billing with him on their summertime stadium tour. I cannot wait to see what else the future holds for Kendrick Lamar that we’ll get to enjoy. It’s all but a given that there’s another album coming this year. And seeing he and SZA live on stage in May here in Seattle is going to be huge. Maybe something more will come from Drake’s lawsuits, who knows. But one thing is for sure, I’m now a fully committed Kendrick Lamar fan, and I’m here for whatever he brings next. Thanks for reading along.

1. I’m sorry I can’t point you to the exact data points I’m referencing – I swear I read exactly what I’m reporting here recently, but I can’t for the life of me find that reference now. Nonetheless, it makes for a good story, so I’m sticking with it.↩
2. On April 5, J. Cole was the first to respond to Lamar’s dig, on his own “7 Minute Drill.” In it, Cole blasts Kendrick’s album To Pimp a Butterfly, among other things. But two days later, Cole publicly apologized onstage for releasing the song and removed it from streaming services, effectively removing himself from the building melee. ↩
3. On December 20, SZA released a new deluxe version of her stellar 2022 album SOS, called LANA, featuring 15 new tracks added to the front of the album, and including a duet with Kendrick Lamar.↩

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  1. Tigers Blood by Waxahatchee
  2. Only God Was Above Us by Vampire Weekend
  3. Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé
  4. Revelator and Oh, Canada Soundtrack by Phosphorescent
  5. Call A Doctor by Girl and Girl
  6. Diamond Jubilee by Cindy Lee
  7. It’s Sorted by Cheekface
  8. Manning Fireworks by MJ Lenderman
  9. Hit Me Hard and Soft by Billie Eilish
  10. Clouds In The Sky They Will Always Be There For Me by Porridge Radio
  11. CHROMAKOPIA by Tyler, The Creator
  12. Dot by Vulfmon
  13. Always Happy to Explode by Sunset Rubdown
  14. Songs Of A Lost World by The Cure
  15. TANGK by IDLES
  16. My Method Actor by Nilüfer Yanya
  17. Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii
  18. No Name by Jack White
  19. Flight b741 by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
  20. As It Ever Was, So It Will Be Again by The Decemberists
  21. Cutouts and Wall of Eyes by The Smile
  22. Below a Massive Dark Land by Naima Bock
  23. Mahashmashana by Father John Misty
  24. Strawberry Hotel by Underworld
  25. Faith Crisis Pt 1 by Middle Kids
  26. Romance by Fontaines D.C.
  27. Here in the Pitch by Jessica Pratt
  28. Brand On The Run / Our Brand Could Be Yr Life by BODEGA
  29. People Who Aren’t There Anymore by Future Islands
  30. White Roses, My God by Alan Sparhawk

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#2 on the 2024 Bacon Top 31 — Waxahatchee

January 30, 2025 by Royal Stuart in Top 31, 2024

Tigers Blood by Waxahatchee

It is surprisingly difficult to reread my review of Waxahatchee’s last album, Saint Cloud, my #1 album of 2020. That album came out March 27 that year, just as the world was locking down. This was the first year of Covid, with (only) 400,000 deaths. Saint Cloud was the blanket that kept us warm, the unexpectedly bright star in that darkness. 2024 wasn’t nearly as dark, as Covid is mostly controlled, having left the world scarred and scared. And here as I write this at the end of January 2025, we’re in a different kind of dark times, unsure where the world is headed. “Unsettled,” as a vibe.

We’re so lucky to have Katie Crutchfield and her band to help prop us up and give us the energy we need to carry on. Like Katie to her sister Alison, Tigers Blood is very much a twin to Saint Cloud. Crutchfield brought back Brad Cook to produce the album (he also plays bass on every song aside from one). His ability to bring the coziness of the recording space into these songs is impeccable as always. You could easily play both albums back to back and have no real indication where one album ends and the other begins, aside from one notable exception: the backing vocals of one MJ Lenderman.

You may recall Lenderman, whose recent solo album was featured at #9 this year. His dry drawl is a perfect lower-register match to Crutchfield’s strong twang. Lenderman’s guitar appears across every song on the album, and he provides exquisite harmonies on four of them, often singing an unexpected harmonic tone underneath but not hidden from the forefront. The first single from the album, “Right Back To It” has Lenderman’s voice so prominent that he received a “ft. MJ Lenderman” credit in the song title. Released just over two months before the album came out, it was a strong indication of where Waxahatchee was headed.

Another highlight of Lenderman’s backing vocals is the “title song,” a slow, depressing-in-a-good-way dirge that ends with the entire band lending their voices to the chorus. I challenge you to zone in on Lenderman’s voice when you can pick it up underneath Crutchfield. The choices he makes for the harmony line are entirely unique and surprising. It makes me want to go back and give his band Wednesday’s 2023 album Rat Saw God another proper listen.

The highlight for me on the album is also the most sparse, “365.” I first truly fell for Waxahatchee on her song “Chapel of Pines” from the 2018 EP Great Thunder. It’s a simple song, just an acoustic guitar and Crutchfield’s strong, dripping-with-emotion voice planted firmly in your ear. This is where Waxahatchee shines brightest, when she is at her most intimate. “365” is similar in tone – simple acoustic baritone guitar from Brad Cook, organ from his brother Phil, Lenderman on a second acoustic guitar, and drummer (and Jeff Tweedy’s son) Spencer Tweedy playing a lone cymbal, everything drawn back to let Crutchfield’s voice proceed unhindered. The song is a gut punch, describing a person whose whole being is wrapped up in their broken-beyond-repair partner:

“I catch your poison arrow. I catch your same disease. Bow like a weeping willow, buc-kle-in’ at the knees, beg-gin’ you ‘please.’ If you fly up beyond the cosmos, it’s a long way to fall back down. Ya always go ’bout this the wrong way, and I’m too weak to just let you drown. So when you kill, I kill, When you ache, I ache. We both haunt this ol’ lifeless town When you fail, I fail When you fly, I fly, And it’s a long way to come back down.”

Crutchfield’s own voice doubles up her lead vocals, going up even higher on the verse above. It is such an unbelievably wrenching baring of emotion, you can feel throughout your entire being this person’s anguish at being stuck in this situation.

There is not a bad song on Tigers Blood. You can watch videos for the much more amped up and rocking “Bored,” evoking sounds of Rilo Kiley1, and the more traditional slow country “Much Ado About Nothing.” Better yet, you should watch Waxahatchee’s latest “NPR Tiny Desk Concert” from December, 2024. This is their third appearance in the series, having appeared back in 2013, young, solo on guitar, and rough around the edges, and again with a special “Tiny Desk (Home) Concert” in April 2020, with her boyfriend Kevin Morby (another Top 31 alum – #3 in 20222).

Waxahatchee has been on a massive wave since I started following them shortly after the release of their 2018 EP. The audience keeps getting bigger, and Crutchfield’s reach keeps getting wider. This year she’s been nominated for a Grammy, for best Americana album. The category is full of names I don’t recognize, aside from the heavy hitter T. Bone Burnett, who I imagine would be a lock with the Grammy voters. But maybe we’ll be able to see Katie sharing that stage with Beyoncé or Taylor Swift or Kendrick Lamar on February 2. If not, I’m fairly certain this won’t be her only opportunity. Here’s to looking forward to the next one!

1. I’ve learned today that Rilo Kiley, led by Top 31 alum Jenny Lewis (#24 in 2014) is reuniting and touring this summer – I’m going to assume Waxahatchee leading the currently indie rock scene into alt.country heaven is what has made that happen.↩
2. Crutchfield showed up in 2022 as well, as half of the duo Plains with Jess Williamson on their fantastic I Walked With You a Ways at #13.↩

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  1. Only God Was Above Us by Vampire Weekend
  2. Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé
  3. Revelator and Oh, Canada Soundtrack by Phosphorescent
  4. Call A Doctor by Girl and Girl
  5. Diamond Jubilee by Cindy Lee
  6. It’s Sorted by Cheekface
  7. Manning Fireworks by MJ Lenderman
  8. Hit Me Hard and Soft by Billie Eilish
  9. Clouds In The Sky They Will Always Be There For Me by Porridge Radio
  10. CHROMAKOPIA by Tyler, The Creator
  11. Dot by Vulfmon
  12. Always Happy to Explode by Sunset Rubdown
  13. Songs Of A Lost World by The Cure
  14. TANGK by IDLES
  15. My Method Actor by Nilüfer Yanya
  16. Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii
  17. No Name by Jack White
  18. Flight b741 by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
  19. As It Ever Was, So It Will Be Again by The Decemberists
  20. Cutouts and Wall of Eyes by The Smile
  21. Below a Massive Dark Land by Naima Bock
  22. Mahashmashana by Father John Misty
  23. Strawberry Hotel by Underworld
  24. Faith Crisis Pt 1 by Middle Kids
  25. Romance by Fontaines D.C.
  26. Here in the Pitch by Jessica Pratt
  27. Brand On The Run / Our Brand Could Be Yr Life by BODEGA
  28. People Who Aren’t There Anymore by Future Islands
  29. White Roses, My God by Alan Sparhawk

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January 30, 2025 /Royal Stuart
waxahatchee, katie crutchfield, mj lenderman, brad cook, wednesday, rilo kiley, jenny lewis, kevin morby, t. bone burnett, beyonce, taylor swift, kendrick lamar, jess williamson, plains
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#3 on the 2024 Bacon Top 31 — Vampire Weekend

January 29, 2025 by Royal Stuart in Top 31, 2024

Only God Was Above Us by Vampire Weekend

I did not expect good things from Vampire Weekend in 2024, and that is 100% on me. I have always been a big fan of the band, and the three albums that they’ve released while I’ve been tracking my Top 31s have all been near the top of the list in their respective release years (Contra at #6 in 2010, Modern Vampires of the City at #3 in 2013 and Father of the Bride at #3 in 2019). But five years had passed since the release of Bride, and apparently that’s just enough time to plant a seed of doubt in my mind that a band can’t possibly continue to succeed at the level they had previously.

I’m happy to report I’ve now learned my lesson: never doubt Ezra Koenig. The man is a genius songwriter, there’s really no bones about it. Only God Was Above Us, the band’s fifth album in sixteen years, is not unlike other Vampire Weekend releases. The jangly guitar, the bouncy rhythms, Koenig’s high-registered clear-as-day lyrics – it’s all here. In fact, the one thing that’s really changed in the past 16 years is everything else. Vampire Weekend stays brilliantly consistent while the world changes drastically around them. I mean, when the band’s self-titled debut album was released in 2008, we were still a year away from President Obama. That is more than a lifetime away from our current situation.

Production of Only God is similar to the last two Vampire Weekend albums. Koenig takes the lion’s share of the songwriting duties, with Ariel Rechtshaid partnering with Koenig on most of the production of the album. A pleasant surprise is former Vampire Weekender Rostam Batmanglij’s production on “The Surfer,” giving a small but no-less important indication that Rostam is still engaged with Koenig and the band, no matter how tenuous a connection that may be.

I had the immense pleasure of catching Koenig with bandmates Chris Thomson and Chris Baio on their late-Spring / Summer 2024 tour. Thanks to the pre-planning by friends of mine, I was overjoyed to get to watch the performance from the floor, just a couple people shy of the foot of the stage in the cavernous Climate Pledge Arena. The trio were joined by a handful of other musicians (violin, keyboards, a second drummer/percussionist), necessary to capture the full Vampire Weekend sound.

They put on a hell of a show. Theatrics, massive mid-show changes in set scenery, intimate shifts in lighting — this was’t just an indie-rock show, it was a a broadway musical, with Koenig commanding the stage at every turn. The band played nearly every song from Only God, and a huge variety of past songs as well, spanning about 90 minutes. After a short break, the band came out and told a short story. “We used to come out and take requests for Vampire Weekend songs that we haven’t already played in the evening and tried to muddle our way through them. On this tour, we’re taking a different approach. We’ll try to muddle our way through other bands’ songs. So, do you have any non-Vampire Weekend songs you’d like to hear?”

They then proceeded to play partial versions of songs shouted out or displayed on phone screens, sometimes quite poorly. “Graceland,” “Creep” (Radiohead, not TLC), “Just Like Heaven,” and “Smells Like Teen Spirit” all were attempted to varying degrees of success. Being so close to the stage, I was able to yell out loud enough to be heard by Koenig, and he magically took my suggestion. He and the band then dove into a fantastic rendition of the first verse from “Psycho Killer,” just because I asked them to. They even played a portion of “Hold Up” by Beyoncé, from her phenomenal 2016 album Lemonade (under-ranked at #6 in 2016), which Koenig famously has a writing and production credit on.

I must make a quick tangent here to relate something I just learned that ties all of this together. A lot of you are probably aware that Koenig interpolated a line from the Yeah Yeah Yeah’s song “Maps” in a random tweet back in 2011, the entirety of which said “Hold up… they don’t love you like I love you,” which then became the core of Beyoncé’s “Hold Up.” Beyond that, amazingly enough, you can actually hear Koenig’s original demo verse for the Beyoncé hook here in this recording from Koenig’s Time Crisis podcast from back in 2016. In the original verse, he actually had the line “can’t you see there’s not other god above you,” which Beyonce changed to “…no other man above you” in the final version of the song, leaving Koenig’s original line on the cutting room floor. In the audio clip above, Koenig goes on to talk about the origin for that line, which is from a bible verse. Surely it can’t be pure coincidence that, here we are nine years post-altered-line-on-Lemonade and Vampire Weekend’s newest album is called “Only God Was Above Us.” But I digress.

It will likely be years before we get another Vampire Weekend record, if their history is any indication. I hope when that future album does come out, I remember this feeling from right here, right now: Vampire Weekend can really do no wrong. They’ve proven over five stellar albums that they make nothing but great music, entirely unique to themselves (having broken free of the very early references to Paul Simon and his Graceland album, specifically). I’m excited for a future of more Vampire Weekend music. And I’m guessing you are, too.

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  1. Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé
  2. Revelator and Oh, Canada Soundtrack by Phosphorescent
  3. Call A Doctor by Girl and Girl
  4. Diamond Jubilee by Cindy Lee
  5. It’s Sorted by Cheekface
  6. Manning Fireworks by MJ Lenderman
  7. Hit Me Hard and Soft by Billie Eilish
  8. Clouds In The Sky They Will Always Be There For Me by Porridge Radio
  9. CHROMAKOPIA by Tyler, The Creator
  10. Dot by Vulfmon
  11. Always Happy to Explode by Sunset Rubdown
  12. Songs Of A Lost World by The Cure
  13. TANGK by IDLES
  14. My Method Actor by Nilüfer Yanya
  15. Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii
  16. No Name by Jack White
  17. Flight b741 by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
  18. As It Ever Was, So It Will Be Again by The Decemberists
  19. Cutouts and Wall of Eyes by The Smile
  20. Below a Massive Dark Land by Naima Bock
  21. Mahashmashana by Father John Misty
  22. Strawberry Hotel by Underworld
  23. Faith Crisis Pt 1 by Middle Kids
  24. Romance by Fontaines D.C.
  25. Here in the Pitch by Jessica Pratt
  26. Brand On The Run / Our Brand Could Be Yr Life by BODEGA
  27. People Who Aren’t There Anymore by Future Islands
  28. White Roses, My God by Alan Sparhawk

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January 29, 2025 /Royal Stuart
vampire weekend, ezra koenig, beyonce, paul simon
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#4 on the 2024 Bacon Top 31 — Beyoncé

January 28, 2025 by Royal Stuart in Top 31, 2024

Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé

If you know my family, then you knew Beyoncé was going to make the Top 31. Both my wife and daughter love her, and more importantly in the case of this blog, I do as well. So prevalent she is in our lives, in mid-December when I was talking with my friend Pete about the albums that had potential to show up on the upcoming Top 31, he said “Oh I know you’re a Beyoncé family,” and I responded “Beyoncé’s album was last year.” As a family, we’d not stopped listening to Beyoncé for two-and-a-half years: her fantastic #2 album Renaissance had come out on July 23, 2022, and that had blended right into the release of the phenomenal Cowboy Carter. It didn’t help that we’d seen her on the Renaissance World Tour in September 2023, either. Consequently, I had mistakenly remembered Cowboy Carter coming out in 2023, and not on March 24, 2024.

Few artists have been as consistently great as Beyoncé has. I personally was pretty late to the party, having only fallen for her on her groundbreaking album Lemonade (#6 in 2016), when she’d already been 16 years (!) into her singing career (including her Destiny’s Child work, which began in 1998). Beyoncé has been on a meteoric climb for as long as I can remember, but it was Kanye West’s outburst at the 2009 VMAs1 that serves as a good demarcation line for the careers of both Beyoncé and Taylor Swift. From that fateful day, the two women have been battling each other to command the most eyes and ears of the ever-widening consumer public. Who is in the lead at any given point depends on by which metric you’re measuring (note Taylor’s 2024 album The Tortured Poets Department will not be appearing on the Top 31), but there are no other artists in contention for that top spot, nor have there been for the last few years.

Cowboy Carter is Beyonce’s eighth solo album, and fifteenth album overall when considering her work with Destiny’s Child and others. The album is the second of an announced trilogy that began with 2022’s Renaissance. These two albums, along with the apparent third yet to be released, were started in 2019 and then recorded during the pandemic. Cowboy Carter was supposed to be “Act I,” but Beyoncé swapped the order due to the pandemic still going strong in 2022 (she knew we all needed to dance). While Renaissance is unequivocally a dance / R&B album, Cowboy Carter blends many genres and is widely considered Beyoncés country album. By everyone except Beyoncé, that is. “I hope this music is an experience, creating another journey where you can close your eyes, start from the beginning and never stop,“ Beyoncé said in an Instagram Story just before the album’s release in March. “This ain't a Country album. This is a ‘Beyoncé’ album.”

Personally, I wish she’d stayed more on the dance side of the spectrum. The country-esque songs are fantastic, and the inclusion of legends Dolly Parton, Willie Nelson, and Linda Martell on the album speaks to the reach Beyoncé has achieved. And even if country isn’t Beyoncé’s strong suit, her country songs are still the current best in the genre. But it’s the power of her dance songs, like my favorite song on the album, “Ya Ya,” featured in the video above, that really makes this album a stand-out.

Beyoncé didn’t tour in 2024, and her Renaissance world tour ended in October, 2023. She had exactly one live performance, and she invented a new way to get in front of as many eyes as possible: the “Beyonce Bowl.” The NFL Christmas Game Day broadcast featured two games, to be broadcast on Netflix, who had no experience broadcasting football games to date. By connecting the games with Beyoncé, Netflix was bringing the big guns.

Overall, the viewership hit 27 million during Beyoncé’s performance, drawing the biggest Christmas Day NFL game audience since at least 2001. Beyoncé and Jay Z’s daughter Blue Ivy (12) even made an appearance (as she did when I saw her at Lumen Field in Sept. 2023, as well, when she was only 11), dancing alongside her superstar mother to an audience of 27 mil. It will be interesting to see where she goes over the next few years.

Beyoncé was set to have a big announcement on January 14, 2025, but she postponed due to the devastating wildfires ravaging LA at the time. New album? New documentary? New tour? All of the above, probably? We’ll know soon enough. We won’t know exactly what the overarching theme of Beyoncé’s trilogy is until we get the third album, but it seems a safe bet to expect something in yet another genre. Maybe we’ll get a folk or rock n’ roll album. Or maybe a jazz album that invokes Billie Holiday. Whatever she gives us, I’ll be first in line. It’s bound to be stellar.

1. This was the incident where Kanye West ran on stage unexpectedly to interrupt Taylor Swift’s Best Female Video acceptance speech. “Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!” referring to “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It),” which itself ended up taking “Video of the Year,” rendering his entire interruption pointless.↩

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  1. Revelator and Oh, Canada Soundtrack by Phosphorescent
  2. Call A Doctor by Girl and Girl
  3. Diamond Jubilee by Cindy Lee
  4. It’s Sorted by Cheekface
  5. Manning Fireworks by MJ Lenderman
  6. Hit Me Hard and Soft by Billie Eilish
  7. Clouds In The Sky They Will Always Be There For Me by Porridge Radio
  8. CHROMAKOPIA by Tyler, The Creator
  9. Dot by Vulfmon
  10. Always Happy to Explode by Sunset Rubdown
  11. Songs Of A Lost World by The Cure
  12. TANGK by IDLES
  13. My Method Actor by Nilüfer Yanya
  14. Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii
  15. No Name by Jack White
  16. Flight b741 by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
  17. As It Ever Was, So It Will Be Again by The Decemberists
  18. Cutouts and Wall of Eyes by The Smile
  19. Below a Massive Dark Land by Naima Bock
  20. Mahashmashana by Father John Misty
  21. Strawberry Hotel by Underworld
  22. Faith Crisis Pt 1 by Middle Kids
  23. Romance by Fontaines D.C.
  24. Here in the Pitch by Jessica Pratt
  25. Brand On The Run / Our Brand Could Be Yr Life by BODEGA
  26. People Who Aren’t There Anymore by Future Islands
  27. White Roses, My God by Alan Sparhawk

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January 28, 2025 /Royal Stuart
beyonce, blue ivy carter, dolly parton, willie nelson, linda martell, jay z, taylor swift, kanye west
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#5 on the 2024 Bacon Top 31 — Phosphorescent

January 27, 2025 by Royal Stuart in Top 31, 2024

Revelator and Oh, Canada Soundtrack by Phosphorescent

Slow and steady. That’s Phosphorescent’s modus operandi. Matthew Houck’s songwriting vehicle may very well end up being my most favorite band of my lifetime. There are others that are in the running for that title, and it changes with the tides, but as of right now, no other band has more consistently answered the question “Hmmm, what should I listen to right now?” over the last 15+ years. I’ve gone up and down on where to slot Houck’s albums in amongst the rest of a year’s output – he’s fallen into the bottom half twice (#20 in 2010 and #19 in 2022), and has been the absolute best of the year twice (#1 in both 2013 and 2018 – the only artist to have done so two times) – but any one of his albums, and even those that came out earlier than 2009 when I started logging my Top 31, would be a fine choice to put on, in any mood, at any time, during any season.

Revelator is his ninth album, depending on whether you count live albums (that would make it 10), or do not count his 2022 effort that was released one song per month throughout the year (which Wikipedia does not have listed 1, and would therefore make it only eight total). Like all eight of his other albums, it’s a slow burn of low-fi alt.country bliss. Houck’s voice gets scratchier, his delivery lazier as time goes on – but neither of these things are negatives. Like Tom Waits over time, Phosphorescent albums get more nuanced and rough-around-the-edges.

Be sure to hit play on the title song, above, or on these two other videos he’s released in support of the album: “Impossible House” and “The World is Ending.” The latter, “The World is Ending,” marks the first time an original Phosphorescent song was not written by Houck. Instead, it was written by his musical collaborator, partner, and mother of his children Jo Schornikow. There is no earthly way you’d be able to tell that difference if I hadn’t put it in writing here, as the album flows through the song without friction. In addition to Houck and Shornikow, the album was recorded with Jack Lawrence from The Raconteurs and Jim White of the Dirty Three.

We were lucky to get more than one Phosphorescent album in 2024. In addition to Revelator, Houck created the soundtrack for the film Oh, Canada, starring Richard Gere, Michael Imperioli, and Uma Thurman. I have not yet seen the film, but thankfully the soundtrack has been released for us all to enjoy. According to Wikipedia, director Paul Schrader “wanted something anti-anthemic” for the film, and deemed Phossy’s style as “officially anti-anthemic.” I don’t know about “official,” But I 100% second this emotion.

When my wife and I saw Phosphorescent perform at the Rickshaw in Vancouver back in October 2024, Houck revealed the upcoming soundtrack and played a few songs from it. He described the songs as having been old OLD Phosphorescent songs that he had reworked for the film. It will not surprise you to learn that these songs sound very much like contemporary songs from Houck, which is to say, he’s not aged one bit.

Another hallmark of Houck’s songwriting is the depression they evoke. Aside from Houck’s #1 2018 album, C’est La Vie, which is surprisingly upbeat in content and tempo, most Phosphorescent albums are slow and sad. Fantastic, wallow in the doldrums, tear me all the way down so I can climb back up kinda sad. This assessment will not be new to anyone who’s listened to Phosphorescent. After playing two songs at the show in October, Houck told us, “What I’ve learned is, right now, about the third song in is a pretty good time to let everybody know that it’s straight ’bummers’ from here on out” – which caused us all to burst out laughing, because the likelihood of that being true was great (See for yourself: watch my video of him saying that followed by a beautiful rendition of “The World is Ending”). But in the end, the rest of the show, like all of the shows I’ve seen him perform, had a great mix of loud and soft, fast and slow. A Phosphorescent performance is unlike any other, and worth traveling great lengths to enjoy.

The years between Phosphorescent records are both exciting and anxious. While Houck has never really stopped making music, it for some reason never feels like a sure thing that he’s going to keep going. He’s built up quite a legacy over his 25 years of making music, and I suppose I should be content with the wealth we’ve been given. But he keeps giving us more greatness, and like the spoiled children we are, we will always wont for more.

1. But thanks to me making my first-ever contribution to a Wikipedia page, it now does.↩

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  1. Call A Doctor by Girl and Girl
  2. Diamond Jubilee by Cindy Lee
  3. It’s Sorted by Cheekface
  4. Manning Fireworks by MJ Lenderman
  5. Hit Me Hard and Soft by Billie Eilish
  6. Clouds In The Sky They Will Always Be There For Me by Porridge Radio
  7. CHROMAKOPIA by Tyler, The Creator
  8. Dot by Vulfmon
  9. Always Happy to Explode by Sunset Rubdown
  10. Songs Of A Lost World by The Cure
  11. TANGK by IDLES
  12. My Method Actor by Nilüfer Yanya
  13. Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii
  14. No Name by Jack White
  15. Flight b741 by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
  16. As It Ever Was, So It Will Be Again by The Decemberists
  17. Cutouts and Wall of Eyes by The Smile
  18. Below a Massive Dark Land by Naima Bock
  19. Mahashmashana by Father John Misty
  20. Strawberry Hotel by Underworld
  21. Faith Crisis Pt 1 by Middle Kids
  22. Romance by Fontaines D.C.
  23. Here in the Pitch by Jessica Pratt
  24. Brand On The Run / Our Brand Could Be Yr Life by BODEGA
  25. People Who Aren’t There Anymore by Future Islands
  26. White Roses, My God by Alan Sparhawk

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January 27, 2025 /Royal Stuart
phosphorescent, matthew houck, jo schornikow, the raconteurs, the dirty three
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#6 on the 2024 Bacon Top 31 — Girl and Girl

January 26, 2025 by Royal Stuart in Top 31, 2024

Call A Doctor by Girl and Girl

And the winner for highest Top 31 debut for 2024 goes to: Brisbane, Australia’s Girl and Girl! This is a much-deserved recognition for an album that caught my attention so thoroughly this year that I couldn’t go more than a few days without listening to it. Since I first heard the album in August (it officially came out on May 24), anytime I met up with a music-curious friend who knows my proclivity for sharing good music, I would ask them, right out of the gate: “have you heard the Girl and Girl album yet?” followed shortly thereafter with “imagine Conor Oberst singing Clap Your Hands Say Yeah songs.” I still hold to that description, as it captures the sound of Girl & Girl’s music quite well.

Not only is this the band’s debut on the Top 31, the phenomenal Call A Doctor is the band’s official debut album. The band started out as a full family affair, but of the kind of mix I don’t believe I’ve seen before. On lead guitar and bass were brothers Jayden and Coby Williams, respectively. And on lead guitar/vocals and drums are Kai and Melissa “Aunt Liss” James, literal nephew and aunt, respectively. They started playing music together and released their first video and EP in 2021. In later 2022, Coby left the band, replaced by Fraser Bell on bass. Their self-released EPs, of which they released three between 2021 and 2023, found a wide enough following to get them signed to Sub Pop Records, the label their fantastic debut full-length is on.

Sub Pop Records has been killing it of late. I mean, the storied Seattle label has always been good, but look at the Sub Pop artists that showed up on the Top 31 this year: Naima Bock, Alan Sparhawk, Father John Misty, and now Girl and Girl. Four amazing albums, with more on the way.

I first found Girl and Girl thanks to their KEXP Live In-Studio Performance from May that was released in August. I’m actually going to ask you to pause here and hit play on the video above (or on the KEXP video link, as it starts the same way). “Call a Doctor,” the title song from the album, combined with “INTRO,” is an 8-minute epic, and will give you an immediate indication as to why I fell so hard for the band. Not only is Kai’s vocal track dynamic and invigorating, his knack for storytelling and baring his soul is second to none. The song starts with narration describing a “young hero” who’s in the emergency room, with a doctor telling him he’s actually just fine, while the inner voice inside the young man is telling him “You should call a doctor, you should call a doctor now” over and over again.

The story shifts to what I believe is the fabricated conversation our narrator has with the doctor he “calls.” The doctor’s voice tells the young man that not only is he not sick, but that he believes the young hero is subconsciously choosing to feel unwell to give him an out on life – if the young man is unwell, then he can easily point to that as the reason he is not excelling at life. It becomes apparent pretty quickly that this is Kai, talking to himself about his own issues of dealing with public humiliation and failure – of being deathly afraid of getting something, anything wrong, and in order to avoid being held accountable for any motivation or decision-making, he’s choosing to make himself sick. It’s a form of hypochondria I don’t believe I’ve heard described before, and I can’t speak to how exaggerated or auto-biographical it is, but I can certainly relate to the feelings he shares and the type of inner-voice conversation we all have with ourselves from time to time.

While not a complete concept album, the story told presents a theme of being unwell that carries on into other areas of the album, starting with the next song, “Hello.” This song makes it more plain that we’re hearing Kai’s inner turmoil spoken aloud. He narrates of hearing his name in the placating message he’s receiving from The Wesley Emergency Hall. “Oh, Mr. James, we’re glad you called, these thoughts you’ve had aren’t bad at all.” Followed shortly thereafter with him placating himself, “I guess I could try a more positive Kai.” Kai then exclaims he’d have been better off if he’d not called at all, because the forced positive thoughts that were recommended are “worse than hell.” The song then draws to a furious conclusion, repeating the refrain “so long, fairwell, auf wiedersehen, good night, and adieu, adieu, to you and you and you” from The Sound of Music, again and again and again.

It honestly makes me heave a sigh of relief to know that Kai is still with us. That’s the kind of sharing and openness I’ve not really experienced in music since “Floating in the Forth” by Frightened Rabbit. IYKYK.

Kai has the impressive ability to turn everything inside out, and for some reason it feels even more powerful to know that he’s performing these songs with his aunt. Two more videos have been created from the album, “Oh Boy!, and “Mother,” and they’re great songs. “OUTRO,” the last song on the album reads like a letter to a lover who’s moved away. “I hope you‘re well, ’Cause it’s hell down here. And this summer‘s long, not as long as you are near. And the doctors said any day, I’ll disappear. What a lovely day and such a shame to not be here.”

It all sounds so bleak and sad when typed out. And while Kai’s voice isn’t exactly uplifting, it’s dripping with emotion, and he sings with such fervor and the music is so bouncy, it has the strange effect of not being a depressing, doldrums listen. It is an affirmation of life, well worth repeated listening. I get to see Girl and Girl perform at the tiny Madame Lou’s theater underneath the new Croc on April 30, and I couldn’t be more excited. I urge you check out the album, and then pick up a ticket and join me. It amazes me this album hasn’t yet seen more interest, and I fully believe it’s just a matter of time.

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  1. Diamond Jubilee by Cindy Lee
  2. It’s Sorted by Cheekface
  3. Manning Fireworks by MJ Lenderman
  4. Hit Me Hard and Soft by Billie Eilish
  5. Clouds In The Sky They Will Always Be There For Me by Porridge Radio
  6. CHROMAKOPIA by Tyler, The Creator
  7. Dot by Vulfmon
  8. Always Happy to Explode by Sunset Rubdown
  9. Songs Of A Lost World by The Cure
  10. TANGK by IDLES
  11. My Method Actor by Nilüfer Yanya
  12. Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii
  13. No Name by Jack White
  14. Flight b741 by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
  15. As It Ever Was, So It Will Be Again by The Decemberists
  16. Cutouts and Wall of Eyes by The Smile
  17. Below a Massive Dark Land by Naima Bock
  18. Mahashmashana by Father John Misty
  19. Strawberry Hotel by Underworld
  20. Faith Crisis Pt 1 by Middle Kids
  21. Romance by Fontaines D.C.
  22. Here in the Pitch by Jessica Pratt
  23. Brand On The Run / Our Brand Could Be Yr Life by BODEGA
  24. People Who Aren’t There Anymore by Future Islands
  25. White Roses, My God by Alan Sparhawk

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January 26, 2025 /Royal Stuart
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#7 on the 2024 Bacon Top 31 — Cindy Lee

January 25, 2025 by Royal Stuart in Top 31, 2024

Diamond Jubilee by Cindy Lee

Mystery and suspense have an affect on my musical tastes. I can’t define exactly what the impact is, but mystique adds a little something to the music. Underground or up-and-coming bands are part of it – getting to hear them before anyone else has. But there’s also something positive to a band themselves being mysterious. Look at Sault, for instance, who were #1 in 2022 and have appeared three other times on the list, despite not ever definitively naming the artists behind the music.

Cindy Lee, the artist whose unbelievably good double-album Diamond Jubilee shows up here at #7, brings mystery of a different kind: limited availability. You won’t find this album on any streaming sources (at least not legally – the artist is constantly having to fight fake accounts posting their beautiful work to Spotify). I first heard of the album from my friend Pete, via text back on April 12, of which he said “Interesting album” and linked me to the glowing Pitchfork review of the album (the 9.1 they gave the album is the highest rank of any album of the last four years — music discovery in 2024 is very different from music discovery of old.) At that time of the text, there were two ways to listen to the album: a full-album YouTube link (shown above, as it is literally the only video related to the album that has been put out, and whose 2-hour length breaks the mold on length of video posted on my site) or a freemium download from Cindy Lee’s Realistik Studios GeoCities website. Today, the only way to “own” the album is to purchase the album for download or on vinyl on Bandcamp – and I highly recommend that you do.

Cindy Lee is the alter ego of singer/songwriter Patrick Flegel. Flegel cross-dresses as Cindy Lee whenever he performs live, which is currently not often. When he released the album he booked a nationwide tour that started on April 6. On April 12, the Pitchfork review happened, changing the dynamic of the tour drastically. Just shy of a month later, on May 4, Flegel canceled the rest of the tour due to personal reasons. Between the canceled tour, and “going rogue” from the music industry (as Flegel has said in the past), it’s easy to draw conclusions that he is a recluse, scared of fame. Apparently at one of his last shows, Lee said on stage “I feel like a caged fucking animal,” which would seem to back up that story.

The album is a wonder to behold. It is free of time – it could have come out in 1965, 1985, or 2025. The album is two hours of non-stop jaw-dropping indie rock that Flegel mostly plays all by himself. The voice he brings to the songs – sometimes doo woo girl band (but with only one girl), sometimes folky Nico-esque, sometimes baritone crooner – is almost always sung with so much reverb it sounds like he’s standing in the back of a cavernous hall. The music is equally muted – sounding as if you’ve put on an aged vinyl record.

Diamond Jubilee is Cindy Lee’s seventh album. Only two of those albums are available for streaming, so this coy “just try and find me” vibe is not new. Despite all the hoops, Lee has built something magical here, and the people have come. Perhaps we’ll get something new from him yet, but honestly these two phenomenal hours will suit me just fine.

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  1. It’s Sorted by Cheekface
  2. Manning Fireworks by MJ Lenderman
  3. Hit Me Hard and Soft by Billie Eilish
  4. Clouds In The Sky They Will Always Be There For Me by Porridge Radio
  5. CHROMAKOPIA by Tyler, The Creator
  6. Dot by Vulfmon
  7. Always Happy to Explode by Sunset Rubdown
  8. Songs Of A Lost World by The Cure
  9. TANGK by IDLES
  10. My Method Actor by Nilüfer Yanya
  11. Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii
  12. No Name by Jack White
  13. Flight b741 by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
  14. As It Ever Was, So It Will Be Again by The Decemberists
  15. Cutouts and Wall of Eyes by The Smile
  16. Below a Massive Dark Land by Naima Bock
  17. Mahashmashana by Father John Misty
  18. Strawberry Hotel by Underworld
  19. Faith Crisis Pt 1 by Middle Kids
  20. Romance by Fontaines D.C.
  21. Here in the Pitch by Jessica Pratt
  22. Brand On The Run / Our Brand Could Be Yr Life by BODEGA
  23. People Who Aren’t There Anymore by Future Islands
  24. White Roses, My God by Alan Sparhawk

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January 25, 2025 /Royal Stuart
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#8 on the 2024 Bacon Top 31 — Cheekface

January 24, 2025 by Royal Stuart in Top 31, 2024

It’s Sorted by Cheekface

I like humor in music. In the Top 31 so far this year we’ve got Father John Misty (over the top crooner), King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard (good ol’ boys), Vulfmon (downright silly), and even yesterday’s artist, MJ Lenderman, is humorous in his own ironic, lyrical way. The band here at #8, LA’s Cheekface, excels at dry, matter-of-fact humor – the exact kind of humor living in today’s uber-politicized world requires.1 To whit:

I just want to be popular to watch
In the movie you put on from the camera on your porch
Your across-the-street neighbor walks his dog on TV
The future is now, unfortunately
And if I’m never, ever gonna be alone
Here in my community neighborhood home
Then I wanna be popular to watch
In the movie you put on from the camera on your porch

That, dear friends, is the chorus for “Popular 2,” my favorite song from Cheekface’s 4th rockin’ album, It’s Sorted. I can’t describe what a sense of accomplishment I felt when I was able to finally sing that verse word-for-word by memory. It’s so good! Is this musically challenging, ground breaking music? No! Does it make me smile, repeatedly, on every listen? Yes! Do I regularly put exclamation points in my reviews? No! Does Cheekface make me want to use exclamation points? Yes!

I don’t know about you, but I can’t handle a lot of what’s going on in the world right now. Music has the magical power to take you in all kinds of directions: sadness, elation, anger, happiness, emotional, gleeful. Which direction is not necessarily the point, as long as that direction is away from the right now. Cheekface’s magic is that they keep you mostly grounded in the right now, with blunt reality tinged by dry, direct delivery, while still managing to pull you away to some new reality where the absurdity of life is humorous.

The song “Don’t Stop Believing,” very similar to “Indian Summer” by Beat Happening, features the lines “Everyone cool will die. Everyone weird will also die. What lives on is the destruction caused my market economics. Being unique does not fit neatly into the grid of corporate needs. Still, I work like a dog doing a dog day’s work, and who could blame me? I live in a society.” There is nothing funny about those lives. They’re bleak and sad. But lead singer Greg Katz’s baritone delivery is comical. He stumbles over himself trying to cram in the line about working like a dog. It doesn’t fit the beat, but he successfully pulls it off.

The chorus for “Plastic” goes like this: “Everything is gray now, do you like it? You know I only want it if you want it. Whatever you need now, we can make it out of plastic.” These are not song lyrics, this is a letter from a pen pal who’s on the verge of a mental breakdown. The bridge of the same song is a call-and-response with “Is there recycling?” followed by “It’s sorted.” It doesn’t have to make sense, it just has to make me smile.

I first covered Cheekface for their great third album, Too Much to Ask at #22 in 2022. Here we are two years later and that album still sees regular airplay in my home, along with It’s Sorted. “Life in a Bag” (featured in the video above) is one of many highlights across the album. Each song I listen to as I write this review compels me to put the lyrics here in writing – they’re all just so nonsensical but somehow make all the sense in the world. But I’ll stop – just go listen to the damn thing yourself and watch the lyrics as you do.

You can meet the entire band (Greg Katz on lead vocals and guitar, Mandy Tannen on backing vocals and bass, and Mark “Echo” Edwards on drums) by watching the It’s Sorted Album Commentary the band put out in support of the record. One of the more amazing and endearing things about the band is they self-release and self-promote everything they do. The band is very active on social media, their albums come out on Katz’s own New Professor Music record label, and they have toured extensively for the short few years that I’ve known of them.

I saw Cheekface in 2022, missed them last year, but am excited to get to see them again, at Neumos on May 23. Based on the number of “5th album” talk happening in their social posts and on the band’s hosted Discord, I’m confident their next album will be out by then. At the show, there will be lots of singing along, shouting at key moments, likely Katz leading us in some guided dancing, like we are the puppets and he holds the strings. Cheekface shows are very interactive. And the best part? I am very confident that my cheeks will hurt from smiling by the end of the show. Maybe that’s why they call themselves Cheekface.

1. Wikipedia take all the fun out of describing the fun that is Cheekface: “The group's songs, characterized by [lead singer Greg] Katz’s talk-singing, are typically short and lyrics-driven with a dry sense of humor and tend to share a thematic interest in anxiety and sociopolitical unease.” ↩

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  1. Manning Fireworks by MJ Lenderman
  2. Hit Me Hard and Soft by Billie Eilish
  3. Clouds In The Sky They Will Always Be There For Me by Porridge Radio
  4. CHROMAKOPIA by Tyler, The Creator
  5. Dot by Vulfmon
  6. Always Happy to Explode by Sunset Rubdown
  7. Songs Of A Lost World by The Cure
  8. TANGK by IDLES
  9. My Method Actor by Nilüfer Yanya
  10. Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii
  11. No Name by Jack White
  12. Flight b741 by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
  13. As It Ever Was, So It Will Be Again by The Decemberists
  14. Cutouts and Wall of Eyes by The Smile
  15. Below a Massive Dark Land by Naima Bock
  16. Mahashmashana by Father John Misty
  17. Strawberry Hotel by Underworld
  18. Faith Crisis Pt 1 by Middle Kids
  19. Romance by Fontaines D.C.
  20. Here in the Pitch by Jessica Pratt
  21. Brand On The Run / Our Brand Could Be Yr Life by BODEGA
  22. People Who Aren’t There Anymore by Future Islands
  23. White Roses, My God by Alan Sparhawk

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January 24, 2025 /Royal Stuart
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#9 on the 2024 Bacon Top 31 — MJ Lenderman

January 23, 2025 by Royal Stuart in Top 31, 2024

Manning Fireworks by MJ Lenderman

I first heard MJ Lenderman on the lovely Waxahatchee song “Right Back To It,” which came out on January 9, 2024. I’d been anxiously awaiting something new from Waxahatchee, so the new single was a much welcome surprise, despite the new sensation of having male backing vocals crowd in on Katie Crutchfield’s lead. When the new full Waxahatchee album came out in March, we learned that MJ Lenderman was all over that album, singing with Crutchfield on four songs, and playing electric guitar across the entire album. Just who was this guy suddenly thrust into my Waxahatchee-loving world?

Thankfully, later in the year, I learned exactly who MJ Lenderman was. His great record, Manning Fireworks, lands way up here at #9 on the Top 31. And once again, I’m late to the party. Fireworks is the fourth album Lenderman has released since 2019. His last album, Boat Songs, is apparently something special as well and I aim to check it out. On top of that, he is actively in the band Wednesday, with whom he has also released three albums in that same time period. Their 2023 album, Rat Saw God, barely missed the Top 31 last year, remaining in contention for one of the upper 20s spots until just before I started up the Top 31 (they can’t all win, and I often make the wrong choice in retrospect).

Lenderman’s voice is somewhere in the same area of the musical chart next to Eef Barzelay from Clem Snide, slightly scratchy, a touch of strain, and all emotion. There’s also hints of Stephen Malkmus, whose off-key delivery always put me off but I somehow find endearing with Lenderman. And there’s a straightforwardness, an earnestness to the delivery that feels very much like Neil Young. Lenderman’s fuzzy guitar often evokes some Neil as well.

The lead singer of Wednesday, Karly Hartzman, who is also Lenderman’s ex romantic partner, features prominently throughout Fireworks. It’s her backing vocals we hear on all but three of the nine songs. As opposed to Hartzman and Lenderman’s Wednesday albums, Lenderman and his solo-album band have slowed things down mostly into an alt.country lane, complete with pedal steel guitar. “She’s Leaving You,” featured above, is one of the more straightforward rock songs on the album, and Lenderman’s unpolished voice really drives it home. “Joker Lips” is slower, squarely country, as is “You Don’t Know the Shape I’m In” – the two other songs he’s produced videos for from the album.

The album ends with a ten-minute epic of a song called “Bark at the Moon.” The song starts out as nearly every other Lenderman song does, with a bit of lyrical humor. “I‘ve lost my sense of humor. I’ve lost my driving range. I could really use your two cents, babe. I could really use the change.” He then carries further into a depressing tale, where it’s clear he’s experiencing a breakup and his soon-to-be-ex is moving away from him. “Don’t move to New York City, babe. It’s gonna change the way you dress.” The lyrics then wrap up the story bringing us home to the reasoning for the song title, which also happens to be an early 80s Ozzy Osbourne track and album title. “I’ve never seen the the Mona Lisa. I’ve never really left my room. I’ve been up too late with Guitar Hero playing ‘Bark at the Moon.’ Awooooo.” The song then devolves into six minutes of glorious guitar drone that is quite pleasant in its loudness.

I’m excited to get to see Lenderman in February, at the Neptune here in Seattle. I’ve always had a soft spot for alt.country,1 and with MJ Lenderman showing up in two of my favorite albums from 2024, I‘m going to be watching him closely for the foreseeable future.

1. I just looked up the wikipedia page for “alternative country,” to see if anyone still referred to it as “alt.country” as I still do, and saw that another name for it is “y’allternative.” I won’t start using that, preferring to stick to my late 90s verbiage, but I do love that turn of phrase.↩

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  1. Hit Me Hard and Soft by Billie Eilish
  2. Clouds In The Sky They Will Always Be There For Me by Porridge Radio
  3. CHROMAKOPIA by Tyler, The Creator
  4. Dot by Vulfmon
  5. Always Happy to Explode by Sunset Rubdown
  6. Songs Of A Lost World by The Cure
  7. TANGK by IDLES
  8. My Method Actor by Nilüfer Yanya
  9. Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii
  10. No Name by Jack White
  11. Flight b741 by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
  12. As It Ever Was, So It Will Be Again by The Decemberists
  13. Cutouts and Wall of Eyes by The Smile
  14. Below a Massive Dark Land by Naima Bock
  15. Mahashmashana by Father John Misty
  16. Strawberry Hotel by Underworld
  17. Faith Crisis Pt 1 by Middle Kids
  18. Romance by Fontaines D.C.
  19. Here in the Pitch by Jessica Pratt
  20. Brand On The Run / Our Brand Could Be Yr Life by BODEGA
  21. People Who Aren’t There Anymore by Future Islands
  22. White Roses, My God by Alan Sparhawk

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January 23, 2025 /Royal Stuart
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#10 on the 2024 Bacon Top 31 — Billie Eilish

January 22, 2025 by Royal Stuart in Top 31, 2024

Hit Me Hard and Soft by Billie Eilish

Welcome to the Top 10 of 2024! This is the point in the Top 31 where the decisions I’ve made about what albums to include and where they sit in the Top 10 can really be contentious with the small group of you who are paying close attention. A lot goes into my thought process of where to put an album that I enjoyed greatly throughout the year. There’s the quantitative side – literally how much did I listen to a given artist, but that plays only a small part in my decision. A Top X of anything as derived by a single individual is always a qualitative, gut-feeling endeavor. The Bacon Top 31 is no different. It’s a blend of: How much do I enjoy an album? How often did I listen to it in certain scenarios of my life? How much was the album loved / requested by one of my children?

The album at #10, the fantastic Hit Me Hard and Soft from global powerhouse Billie Eilish hits just the right notes of all of those questions. I enjoy it greatly, I listened to it often around the house and in the car, and the album was VERY MUCH loved by one of my children. But it should be said just because an album is loved by my children doesn’t mean it will show up in the Top 31. You don’t see a Bluey album in here, do you?

Billie Eilish has been making music for 10 years now, and yet she was born in the current century. She is a month into being 23 years old (born December 18, 2001), and yet each of the three full-length albums she’s released have sold more than 2 million copies each. You rarely see that kind of success from anyone, and you never see it from someone who has only been alive for just over two decades. Hit Me Hard and Soft is a VERY good album, and I can’t help but compare it to other releases by global, white, female, megapop stars in 2024. This album is much better than Taylor Swift’s 2024 album The Tortured Poet’s Department, released a month before Eilish’s album. It’s also way better than Sabrina Carpenter’s Short N’ Sweet and Ariana Grande’s Eternal Sunshine. It may be on par with Charli XCX’s Brat, and I’m sorry to say I can’t really give an opinion there, because I simply did not give Brat much attention (but I still hope to). To me, Hit Me Hard and Soft is the best of that bunch.

I’ve been enjoying Eilish’s growth in fame and musicality over the years.1 I was enamored with her EP Don’t Smile at Me but it did not appear on the Top 31 because I used to have stupid requirements about what qualified as an “album.” Her debut album, When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? showed up at #12 in 2019. Unfortunately, I didn’t give her sophomore album Happier Than Ever its due, but if I were to rejigger that list from 3 years ago I’m sure there would be some changes now. All that said, Hit Me Hard and Soft is truly her best yet.

“Birds of a Feather” (featured in the video above) is a great song about love and connection, and the video is fun to watch in an Everything, Everywhere, All At Once kind of way. (Watch the short behind the scenes video about the making of, too.) “Chihiro” is my second favorite track on the album, and its quieter tone goes well in an otherwise high-energy album. “Lunch,” the lead single from the album, is catchy but a bit vapid in its lack of complexity. It feels as though it’s seen popularity due to the nature of a young woman singing “I could eat that girl for lunch” evoking thoughts of a still-inexplicably-scandalous lesbian nature. The behind the scenes on this one is less interesting, but it’s neat she also released three of the complete one-take lip syncs of the song for fans to enjoy: (One Take T002), T004, and T009.

If you only give the music a quick pass, and don’t think too much about what you’re hearing, it may be easy to write off Eilish and her producing partner, cowriter, and brother Finneas as merely being in the right place at the right time. But once you start to dig, you really see how much effort these two put into making something the best it can be. A good example of this effort can be seen in the “NPR Tiny Desk Concert” the two of them performed on, “unplugged” style, with a backing band. Eilish doesn’t come off as her only 22-years-of-age, but she is still very endearing as far as global megastars go.

As I mentioned in my Tyler, The Creator review at #12, I do my best to encourage the positive ends of my children’s music listening. They are often stuck listening to my personal favorites while I drive them around to various activities, but I also give them a window into being able to request things. I try to not just shoot their requests down because it’s not something I would traditionally want to listen to. This mentality has brought a lot more good music into my world. In the case of Billie Eilish, I was already well into her world prior to my youngest’s own love of Eilish’s music. But it‘s because of my youngest that my “well into” turned into a “love” of Eilish’s music in 2024. I look forward to other music turning into loves for me as she grows up.

1. I’ve also avidly watched the annual interview that Vanity Fair magazine has been creating with Eilish for the past eight years. Watch for yourself if you’ve not seen them before. ↩

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  1. Clouds In The Sky They Will Always Be There For Me by Porridge Radio
  2. CHROMAKOPIA by Tyler, The Creator
  3. Dot by Vulfmon
  4. Always Happy to Explode by Sunset Rubdown
  5. Songs Of A Lost World by The Cure
  6. TANGK by IDLES
  7. My Method Actor by Nilüfer Yanya
  8. Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii
  9. No Name by Jack White
  10. Flight b741 by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
  11. As It Ever Was, So It Will Be Again by The Decemberists
  12. Cutouts and Wall of Eyes by The Smile
  13. Below a Massive Dark Land by Naima Bock
  14. Mahashmashana by Father John Misty
  15. Strawberry Hotel by Underworld
  16. Faith Crisis Pt 1 by Middle Kids
  17. Romance by Fontaines D.C.
  18. Here in the Pitch by Jessica Pratt
  19. Brand On The Run / Our Brand Could Be Yr Life by BODEGA
  20. People Who Aren’t There Anymore by Future Islands
  21. White Roses, My God by Alan Sparhawk

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January 22, 2025 /Royal Stuart
billie eilish, charlie xcx, finneas, ariana grande, sabrina carpenter, taylor swift
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#11 on the 2024 Bacon Top 31 — Porridge Radio

January 21, 2025 by Royal Stuart in Top 31, 2024

Clouds In The Sky They Will Always Be There For Me by Porridge Radio

Porridge Radio, the indie rock trio out of Brighton, England, made a pretty big splash on the 2022 Top 31 with their third album, Waterslide, Diving Board, Ladder to the Sky showing up at #12. And now they’re back, two years later, with an even better album here at #11: Clouds In The Sky They Will Always Be There For Me, their 4th LP in their 10-year history.

There are some great singles on Waterslide, but Clouds holds together as a single idea, executed well. After touring extensively throughout 2022 in support of the last album, Dana Margolin, the band’s dynamic, deep voiced lead singer and principal songwriter, returned home and shortly thereafter split up with her partner. It is from the ashes of that exhausting tour and subsequent breakup that Clouds sprang. When describing the band to new listeners, I more often than not say “they’re the second coming of Modest Mouse, with a female lead.” That gets to the heart of the band’s music, but the person I most want to compare Margolin to is Spencer Krug (as seen back at #14). It’s impossible to compare one unknown tortured singer/songwriter to another without really knowing the individuals in question. But know this: Margolin uses her powerful voice to sing about universally felt emotions while creating songs like no other female-led band in the 20’s.

I’m excited to see Porridge Radio for the second time, in just a couple weeks from now. The last time I saw them was in 2022 during the band’s torrid stretch of worldwide touring. Margolin had recently shaved her head bald, and the show was a blast, but it wrecked the band members by the end of the tour. Looking at the current videos, it appears that she’s got shoulder length hair now, and looking a bit more stable. Check out the video above for “A Hole in the Ground,” or for the lead single from the album, for the song “Sick of the Blues,” and you’ll get a good glimpse of their stage presence. I suppose looks can be deceiving, as the band announced on January 15 that they’ll be splitting up after this tour. No reasons given.

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I hope the rationale for closing up the Porridge Radio shop is something innocuous. But since no reason was given, my gut says it’s something more, something dire. You don’t step away from your still up-and-coming band without a lot of introspection and difficulty. I’m glad they’re not so bad they have to cancel the tour. I do wish them well. And, like Spencer Krug being the heart of Sunset Rubdown, Margolin is the heart of Porridge Radio – the songs and the sound they evoke are hers, so I suspect (and very much hope) we’ll be hearing more from her in another capacity soon.

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  1. CHROMAKOPIA by Tyler, The Creator
  2. Dot by Vulfmon
  3. Always Happy to Explode by Sunset Rubdown
  4. Songs Of A Lost World by The Cure
  5. TANGK by IDLES
  6. My Method Actor by Nilüfer Yanya
  7. Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii
  8. No Name by Jack White
  9. Flight b741 by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
  10. As It Ever Was, So It Will Be Again by The Decemberists
  11. Cutouts and Wall of Eyes by The Smile
  12. Below a Massive Dark Land by Naima Bock
  13. Mahashmashana by Father John Misty
  14. Strawberry Hotel by Underworld
  15. Faith Crisis Pt 1 by Middle Kids
  16. Romance by Fontaines D.C.
  17. Here in the Pitch by Jessica Pratt
  18. Brand On The Run / Our Brand Could Be Yr Life by BODEGA
  19. People Who Aren’t There Anymore by Future Islands
  20. White Roses, My God by Alan Sparhawk

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January 21, 2025 /Royal Stuart
porridge radio, dana margolin, modest mouse, spencer krug, sunset rubdown
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#12 on the 2024 Bacon Top 31 — Tyler, The Creator

January 20, 2025 by Royal Stuart in Top 31, 2024

Chromakopia by Tyler, The Creator

At the end of 2023, many music-related news outlets started declaring that hip-hop was dying or perhaps even dead. The genre had experienced a major surge throughout the 2010s, so great that it beat out rock-n-roll to become the #1 listened-to genre in music in 2018. It’s been able to maintain that ranking every year since, just as streaming music has become the only game in town, but the sizable lead it built up over the other genres has been declining in recent years. The number of chart topping hip-hop songs had dropped significantly while the genre became a reflection of the results of streaming on the whole: there’s less concentration on two or three huge artists while everyone finds and follows their own lane. Popular music on the whole was becoming homogenized.

Amazingly, that wasn’t the end of the story. In 2024, hip-hop saw popularity coalesce around a handful of artists (see Doechii at #18). With that focusing of excitement came the artists driving #1 songs and albums throughout the year, reinvigorating the genre. Tyler Okonma, otherwise known as Tyler, the Creator, was one of this artists that caused the turnaround of events with his phenomenal eighth studio album Chromakopia, coming in at #12.

I’ve been sleeping on Tyler for pretty much his entire career. I mean, I’ve known about him for a long time, but I’ve had very little bandwidth for hip hop on the whole, so I hadn’t paid him much attention. In past years when I’ve latched on to acts like Run the Jewels (#6 in 2020, #28 in 2014), they essentially fulfilled my hip-hop allotment for the year (I’m not proud, it’s just the truth). Not so in 2024 — I listened to more hip hop this year than I have since I first dabbled in the genre as a high school freshman trying to figure out his particular flavor of rebellion by listening to NWA and The Geto Boys in the late 80s.

There’s a few reasons I’ve listened to more hip hop in 2024 than in any previous year, and “the music just got better!” can’t be one of them, no matter how much it may feel like it’s true to me. The simple truth is I seem to have unintentionally allowed hip hop to have a bigger presence in my life. 2024 started with a birthday surprise from my wife, taking me to a listening party centered around Frank Ocean’s Channel Orange. (I’d loved his Blonde album, (#4 in 2016) but hadn’t been able to give the earlier album much love, so I re-listened to it a lot in January of 2024.)

Secondarily, the beef between Drake and Kendrick Lamar leapt over the cultural divide and became a minor obsession for me. There were other smaller beefs (Charlie XCX and Lorde, Tyler and Childish Gambino), but the rift that grew between Drake and Kendrick that began in March of 2024, or back in 2011 depending on where you draw the line, slowly filled every bit of idle time I had, with me reading articles and podcasts (such as the always wonderful Dissect) and other non-music related content. Not only was I listening to more hip hop as a result, I was reading and learning more about it, too.

And likely the biggest reason for there being more hip hop in my life in 2024: my 16-year-old child has found a new love of hip hop, and has been listening to a lot of it recently. Having your teenage child grow into their own musical tastes that are separate from (but hopefully influenced by) your own, and then feeling compelled to talk to you about what they’re finding and listening to — that’s where the magic is. As a proud father who loves music, I’ll fall over backwards to accommodate any music-related ambition from my children. If they love Tyler, the Creator, I’ll be damned if I don’t love Tyler, the Creator, too. If they love Tyler’s past albums, I’ll love those, too (I’m looking at you, IGOR, which is cued up in my earbuds to listen to next).

Thankfully, Tyler is easy to love. Chromakopia is a rich, leaning-forward-into-the-momentum album that is a compelling listen. The number of guest stars on this album is astounding, including Top 31 past favorites Childish Gambino, Thundercat, Doechii, and Inflo, as well as future favorites GloRilla, Lil Wayne, ScHoolboy Q, Santigold, Willow, Daniel Caesar, Sexxy Redd, Teezo Touchdown, and Solange, and at least 20 other people. The production on the album, done by Tyler himself, along with the songwriting and arranging, is all-encompassing.

Hit play on the video above, for the song “NOID,” and you’ll get a taste of what I mean. The song, autobiographically concerned with the paranoia Tyler feels as his fame grows ironically larger, prominently features a sample of the Nambian band Ngozi Family’s song "Nizakupanga Ngozi,” from their 1977 album 45,000 Volts to great effect. Watch closely and you’ll see Ayo Edebiri from FX’s The Bear acting disturbingly psychotic with a gun. “NOID” is my favorite song on the album, so it’s convenient that it’s the only song for which Tyler made a video. “Balloon” featuring Doechii (#18 this year) is my 2nd fave, specifically because of Doechii’s appearance. That girl can do anything.

Nearing the end of the year, on Christmas Day, Tyler released “THAT GUY” – a freestyle remix of “Hey Now” from Kendrick Lamar’s 2024 album GNX, which only itself came out on November 22. Tyler seems to me that he’s mimicking Kendrick’s delivery style on the song. Or maybe my untrained ears are adding something where it’s not needed. Either way, I really like that beat, and Tyler’s verse on top of it is fantastic.

Chromakopia is wonderful. It’s still full of swears, but it’s much less than you’ll find on the Doechii album, if for some reason you found that a bit off-putting in her album. I am looking forward to giving IGOR a chance to ascend my “greatest regrets” list, for having not appeared on the Top 31 of the 2019 list when it really should have. And as for you, if you’ve not heard this new album yet, you know what to do.

Hop to it.

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  1. Dot by Vulfmon
  2. Always Happy to Explode by Sunset Rubdown
  3. Songs Of A Lost World by The Cure
  4. TANGK by IDLES
  5. My Method Actor by Nilüfer Yanya
  6. Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii
  7. No Name by Jack White
  8. Flight b741 by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
  9. As It Ever Was, So It Will Be Again by The Decemberists
  10. Cutouts and Wall of Eyes by The Smile
  11. Below a Massive Dark Land by Naima Bock
  12. Mahashmashana by Father John Misty
  13. Strawberry Hotel by Underworld
  14. Faith Crisis Pt 1 by Middle Kids
  15. Romance by Fontaines D.C.
  16. Here in the Pitch by Jessica Pratt
  17. Brand On The Run / Our Brand Could Be Yr Life by BODEGA
  18. People Who Aren’t There Anymore by Future Islands
  19. White Roses, My God by Alan Sparhawk

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January 20, 2025 /Royal Stuart
tyler the creator, run the jewels, nwa, geto boys, frank ocean, drake, kendrick lamar, charlie xcx, lorde, childish gambino, thundercat, doechii, inflo, glorilla, lil wayne, schoolboy q, santigold, willow, daniel caesar, sexxy redd, teezo touchdown, solange, ngozi family
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